I was rub-bish at Lent this year

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i thought about it
did fuck-all about it

story of my life

although my colleague gave up cake. the very first week of lent, she was asked to assist the judges with a charity cake baking contest at work... she was faced with literally 250 cakes.... how's that for irony?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:28, Reply)

hard to tell
how many spoons did she have?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

250 clearly!
wouldn't have bothered me, i am not really wild on cake, esp the homemade variety, i just keep thinking that you have no idea what hygiene standards people have. although rationally i know the oven would kill off most things!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

she's only just a quarter of the way to irony then I'm afraid
I'd never really thought about the hygiene aspect, not that I eat much homemade cake made by randoms.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i think it was biting into a flapjack made by my friend at school when we were about 8
and pulling out a long... black... dog hair from her newfoundland that finished me off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Vipros you are a fool
She's not even a quarter of a way to irony. She would need 40 times as many spoons to reach irony.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

you are both missing the point
why would she need spoons at all when she had two hands and a gurning hungry gob??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

gob vadge
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

what a truly delightful image
to start my week
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)

To be perfectly honest
If I don't wake up on a monday with a mental image of you and your friend smearing homemade cakes over your vaginas then it usually means it's going to be a bad week.

So far this week is shaping up quite well.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:50, Reply)

that is a very specifc fetish
and the thought of all those crumbs is making me itch.

you've finished me off, i is going to the pub for lunch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:55, Reply)

you are right
had a momentary brain impediment there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)