If there was any mention of wanking in
this story I would be convinced you are Spanky.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I reckon I saw Spanky at a Stewart Lee show a few weeks back

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

How could you tell it was him?
Was there a trail of hilarious destruction behind him?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Because only cunts like Stewart Lee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I like Stewart Lee.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Point proven

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You can fuck off with your shit talking.
Stewart Lee is very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I wish my life was as interesting as Spankys
or that I could lie like him. Once I was having a threesome with a couple of lezas when a laptop fell out of one of their arses. It wasn't under warranty so my mate who is British wrestling champion got it repaired by a top government laptop engineer who was hot and female and left loads of naked pictures of herself on the laptop and then came round and let me do her up the bum and she said it was the best she ever had and paid me 10 grand.
( Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)