Don't say that
If she wants to go out with you, she has to accept you for who you are, which is old, bitter and demanding an frickin awesome 30th birthday present.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shut up you!
I do 'unusual' and 'meaningful'.
(ie. cheap)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I've decided I'm having an awesome birthday
I'm going on a Highland retreat for a stag week style holiday. It's all been paid for so if you want to come you just have to get to Aviemore near the end of the April.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

but he has to serve the drinks
In nothing but a bow-tie
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I've already got DiT doing that
He doesn't know this yet but I've agreed a price with Flim-Flam.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)