I've hired a pimpmobile and I'm driving daughter and I down to Cornwall tomorrow
to visit her mum's parents for a few days by the sea. Oh, and I've been invited to the meeting of a secret cult who meet occasionally and do interesting things with permanent markers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does the pimpmobile bounce on it's springs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'll be incredibly disappointed if it doesn't.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I was at a local marina the other day having a walk and saw a kid (about 8 years old) fishing by himself.
Being with my brother who likes fishing, we wandered over to ask if he'd caught anything. He turned round and his face was covered marker pen. He acted like everything was fine.

Wierd.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Is he in Cornwall?
He might be a cultist.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

cul s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Naw, Portishead.
I can't work out if he was 'special' and did it himself or if it was done for him...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Portishead.
that one word explains and excuses many things.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Johnny Depp lives there y'know...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Exactly.
I rest my case Your Honour.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I read that as having a wank
I'm so glad I'm spending the weekend with weirdos
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

That's my usual weekend pastime if I'm honest.
and it wasn't PEN on the kid's face...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)