Because an office is where you do a job.
And soup is a nutritious portable and cheap lunch option.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And filling.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Yes a lot of filing goes on in offices.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

But I am flexable and helpful
everyone else is a cunt. WHy? Why does no one else care about their job?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

because most people are stupid dickheads

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

They're too busy spelling 'flexible' correctly, I should imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

That was a long delay in noticing
were you busy writing your erotica?

"Monty gazed deep into Bowie's eyes, admiring the skill that went into framing them so perfectly with that purple eyeliner. Monty could feel his heart beating faster as Bowie's love trumpet started to push into his thigh"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

'framinging'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It's your erotica Monty
maybe you should start using a spellcheck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)