*ding*
Why are most of the people in offices total jobsworths, who are to lazy to chew their food and so bring soup in for lunch?

Alternatively: B3ta Directives, ever seen a film you liked apart from one small thing? What thing from what film would you change?
I'm relying on you guys to drag this question up from supershit to barely passable
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:41, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because an office is where you do a job.
And soup is a nutritious portable and cheap lunch option.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

And filling.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Yes a lot of filing goes on in offices.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

But I am flexable and helpful
everyone else is a cunt. WHy? Why does no one else care about their job?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

because most people are stupid dickheads

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

They're too busy spelling 'flexible' correctly, I should imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

That was a long delay in noticing
were you busy writing your erotica?

"Monty gazed deep into Bowie's eyes, admiring the skill that went into framing them so perfectly with that purple eyeliner. Monty could feel his heart beating faster as Bowie's love trumpet started to push into his thigh"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

'framinging'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It's your erotica Monty
maybe you should start using a spellcheck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

That film "Armageddon".
I would have the comet destroying the earth in the opening sequence.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Then you wouldn't see liv tyler all breathy and stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

she breathes enough in LOTR

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

She breathes too much in the Hulk.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

She breathes a lot in Stealing Beauty,
that's a good film though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

yeah that film has too much Liv Tyler breathing
and not enough Ed Norton nudity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I cannot agree more.
Do you suppose when he's hulked out he has an ENORMOUS cock?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

His trousers don't rip.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Were you paying close attention to that area?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Yes because I'm sexually attracted to mutants.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

that's why you are into furries

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

That's taking it too far.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I know
you should really stop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

my friends and I know a boy who is rather underendowed
and we call him the hulk because of the very point that Psychochomp made; his trousers don't rip, so that thing obviously doesn't get any bigger, rendering it very underproportioned to the rest of his giant green body. I bet it looks like Yoda's cock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

That's very kind of you and your friends.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

it's his own fault
he talks about how huge his cock is all the time and how great he is in bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

The more a guys boasts about how good he is in bed,
The worse he actually is.
Usually.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

exactly
it riles us a little when we're trying to enjoy a nice drink in the pub and he's just going on and on about how awesome he is at absolutely everything.

I don't talk about my huge breasts because if I did someone would point out I don't have any.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Precisely.
Just because its hidden in their pants, doesn't mean they'll get away with lying about it.
One of my friends goes on all the time about how good he is with girls and could pull anyone. He even equates himself to Barney Stinson.
Has anyone seen him anywhere near a girl since freshers? Have we fuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

point out to him that the guy who plays Barney Stinson is massive bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

He may be gay, but he's awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

completely awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

He even won the Gay Man of the Decade award.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

good for him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It should have been you Vipros.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

no matter how much you want it
I'm not turning gay for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

.
you I
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

The truth is out there!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not though
nor am I in the closet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I AM really very good though.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

ha!
that made me officesmile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Good good...
;)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It's his own fault for having a tiny cock.
Of course.

If willies were like boobs things would be so much better. Boobs are on full view, so there no point saying "I've got great big wobbly massive ones" if you haven't, cos everyone will know you're a lying bastard. If everyone had their willies out all the time the same rule would apply and men wouldn't need to boast to boost their self confidence. Also, women wouldn't feel the need to take the piss because they'd realise how varied and different and brilliant ALL willies are.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

indeed
way to fill a guy with confidence
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Yoda wears a baggy robe,
He could be hiding an unexpectedly large cock under there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

that's true
maybe that's why he's so hunched, maybe it weighs a tonne.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This is making more and more sense.
I think we've hit on something here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You're brodie from Mallrats in disguise.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Sadly that's a Kevin Smith film I haven't seen
So I have no idea what you're on about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I think it is the best one
you should watch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

The final Blind Date style scene still makes me almost cry with laughter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

it is superb
I love the bit with the magic eye picture and the kids

"look, a schooner!"
"you dumb bastard, it's a sailboat"
"a schooner is a sailboat"
"THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

While it is superb
Dogma is the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I have to agree with this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You can't agree with it until you've seen mallrats.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Fine.
Of the films I have seen, Dogma is the best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Another minor victory, online.
today is a good day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*sigh*
I can't even be bothered to mean about this post. It's far too easy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I like Dogma for its ideas and the way they're put across
but I like Mallrats for its immature laughs.

Although for immaturity, Clerks is where it's really at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm sure I'll get round to it eventually.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

There's a cameo in it by Stan Lee
Brodie asks him a lot of questions about comic book characters cocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I see.
It all makes sense now. Either that, or I just have a one track mind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I would totally have hit that
before he grew the redneck tache.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You should have a guy and a gerbil
shouting ARMAGEDDON until Liv Tyler runs over to help
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I would watch any film
that starred a gerbil.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

you sick fuck

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You can't make that dirty!
A gerbil is a loved childhood pet! You sir, I wager, are the sick fuck.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

People apparently stick them up their arse.
Southpark said it, so it must be true.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and vast to find his way out of a gay man's ass.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

It was one of the best episodes of southpark.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I really want soup for lunch now
since it's so cold outside
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
I would have changed the "it being made" part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

"you're a nice boy, but you've got no brains
so shut your fucking face"

I can't remember what film that is from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Sounds like Get Carter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I think it's a Guy Ritchie film

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You mean
the guy richie film. There's only one it just gets rereleased with a different name
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

if it ain't broke...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Let's be fair
Swept Away was nowt like the others

It was bobbins though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Sacrilege!
That film is genius
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

"Shut your fucking face, uncle-fucker,
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle-fucker
You're an uncle-fucker, yes it's true,
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you," etc...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

The Big Bukowski.
The dude realises what he's been looking for all his life and flies over to England and meets a tall dark haired woman living in Yorkshire.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

hahahha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

can we assume from you changing the title of the film
that you also want him to drench you in spunk?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

How tall?
I'm a giant woman conoisseur
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

5 10"
Not exactly huge but tall enough to matter to me. I used to be 5 11" but I've shrunk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot is also 5'10"
and my best friend, who happens to be the second-best looking woman I've ever met, is 5'11"

I know this has no effect on your nether regions as I'm not Jeff Bridges, but just so you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It does make me feel a lot better.
Thank you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

tall women are better it is true
my ex was very short, which wasn't so good, with me being 6'2

current Mrs V is tall, but I'm sure she was taller when we got together and has since shrunk.

A good friend of mine is over 6' and stunning. Fortunately she is lovely or I don't think she would have any female friends.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You get more boring every day
Which means I may have to beat you to death with my shoe on Saturday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I can't WAIT to see this happen.

( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You can have a free ticket
Kaol has to pay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I was expecting that anyway
and still debating whether driving all that way just to be killed is a wise move
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Gran Torino
Clint singing at the end.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I love soup
I like soup with chewy bits in it, like chunky lentil and bacon.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Soup with bits = vomit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Thanks a lot. The soup I brought for lunch is headed straight for the garbage now.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The ending

Obvious but true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

It's the only part of that film that hasn't aged particularly well
I'm sure it was hilarious and revolutionary when it first appeared, but forty years on it just looks like it's trying to be too clever for its own good. (Rest of the film is absolute fucking magic, mind...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Indiana Jones Crystal Skull
Escaping the nuke in a fridge. Yes, I laughed at it, then felt ashamed.

And I was never sure why everyone said "Aliens? That's ridiculous!" Holy Grail - Check. Ark Of The Covenant - Check. Magical bloke who pulls out peoples hearts? Check. Surely aliens aren't really that big a step?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Agreed
It seemed like a stretch at the time, but I really enjoyed the majority of the film. The knives were out for it before the lights went down. Phantom Menace Syndrome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'd have Sting's character in Quadrophenia
played by someone else. Even Ken Dodd or Bob Carolgees would have been better cast as the ace face mod/bellboy than that fucking helmcheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Similarly, letting Elton John sing 'Pinball Wizard' in the film version of Tommy
Bad move. Bad move.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

The entire film version of Tommy
is one long bad move.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

We all know you
would cast yourself in Labyrinth so you could touch Bowie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

"SMELL BAAAD"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I don't know, I think it's just about fucked up enough to be worth seeing
And Oliver Reed and Keith Moon do render it vaguely entertaining.

Quadrophenia was definitely the better choice to make a film out of, though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Moon is very entertaining.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Who would have though that smashing one of your front teeth on your 20th birthday
would years later lend itself to a fantastic paedo-uncle costume?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Agreed
Bowie would've done a better job
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

In that the character
turns out to be a sell-out cunt, you do have a slight point.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

The zombie baby scene in the remake of "Dawn of the Dead"
love the film, but I always skip that bit.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Is that cos you're scared?
It's OK, you can tell us. No-one will mock you mercilessly for weeks about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Alternatively Saving Private Ryan.

I'd like to see some English people in there at least.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

But no Welsh, Scottish, Irish or others
dirty forrins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

But haven't you heard?
America single-handedly liberated France whilst those cowardly Brits and Frenchies hid in their trenches drinking tea and eating cheese. And then they sent a detachment down through Eastern Europe in Honda Accords to liberate Russia, but because the Russians whinged about it, they let them march down the path that they'd cleared for them to Berlin, because Americans are really modest like that when it comes to military history. Oh, it wasn't a proper war until 1942.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

On this tack

Braveheart
U571
The Patriot
Pearl harbour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Two of those films star Mel Gibson
and paint the English as cunts of the first water. To this, I would say to Mr Gibson simply, "The Ashes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I rewatched Lethal Weapon recently
It's become quite easy to forget that he's actually a fucking superb actor.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I really liked him in
Ransom
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Have you seen the remix taken from that film?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lztwjgD10Yw - Genius
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I always found one thing about Pearl Harbour entertaining
The small role that Cuba Gooding Jr plays actually existed, and the real story is actually pretty cool.

Bit of a gay name though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Stop with this truth shit damnit!
We all know that the war really ended when the American scientologists blew up Hitler, et al in a film house in Paris. The rest was just fluff to make Churchill look good.

(Ok, I'll admit that the Russians with over 20 million killed in the war had just a little to do with beating Hitler, and if it wasn't for the Brits keeping two fronts open, the Germans could have had more people to fight the russians, etc. But without our cans of Spam, you all would have all been in real trouble).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Well, it helped certainly
Though a lot of historians (probably British historians, admittedly) have pointed out that after he'd conquered the better part of Eastern Europe and was struggling with the Russian front, Hitler was seriously considering peace negotiations with Britain.

What's also interesting is walking around various parts of the country and seeing old disused fortifications (I don't know how far North they extend, but certainly up beyond London). It is thought that, even if the Germans made a successful landing, they'd really have struggled to conquer Britain.

Sorry, my flatmate is really into his history and likes to regale us with this sort of thing after he's had a few. And I must admit I'm grateful for the Spam. Ever tried making a curry with the stuff?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I can't eat the stuff. Have you ever looked at the ingredients?
Not good. (Also, my grandfather a a lot of spam in the Pacific in the war and it wasn't allowed in our house when we were growing up.)

I would like to see the old fortifications etc in Britain. You Brits certainly did amazing things in that time period. If Hitler had invaded Britian I don't think it would have turned out very well for him.

(We did win the war in the Pacific singlehandedly though. We won't mention Fortress Singapore.)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Yup. I justify it on the Chinese philosophy of 'eating every part of the animal.'
The fact that it's already been ground up and reconstituted means I don't mind turning a blind eye to the bits of hoof and uterus that were used to make it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I don't mind the every part of the animal issue (I agree with it). It's the other stuff in there!
(Primarily salt and saturated fat)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

After reading Empire of the Sun
I don't think I could eat Spam. It sounds disgusting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Mainland Britain
Is even now a complete logistical pig of an operation to invade. The Battle of Britain showed him that he'd have to bomb the entire country into the ground before he could get proper air superiority and without that, the world's largest navy at the time would have caused him some real problems in supplying his land army.

Southern England was actually not all that well fortified until the threat was effectively over, but even so there's only a few routes through the South up to London that a full scale army could take (my home town actually lies on one of them).

He'd have done better to try to starve us into submission, which would have been a damn sight easier without massive amounts of American Spam :)
( Kroney, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Lord of the Rings
Most of the casting was spot-on, but Arwen was a horrible misfire. Liv Tyler's fine in the role but, and I know the film isn't slavishly faithful to the book, I'm pretty sure it's a pivotal part of Arwen's character that she's staggeringly hot. If I'd been Aragorn I'd have told her to bog off and shagged Eowyn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

^this
I can never conclusively decide whether Liv Tyler's that attractive - particularly as she seems to be developing her father's huge mouth. Miranda Otto, on the other hand, is a definite would.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I agree with this unequivocally
My main problem with Liv Tyler is that she's her father's daughter, and Steven Tyler is not only responsible for some of the most vacuous, turgid rock music ever produced, but an annoying cunt to boot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Aerosmith were far better before they cleaned up

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Her huge mouth would be excellent for my huge cock*

*may contain traces of QOTW style lies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah, her mouth isn't that big
...what?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

she seems to have a stupid lisp in that as well
which is annoying
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

She just looks sort of drippy and lifeless.
Generally a bit pathetic really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

On the Kevin Smith line
I enjoyed Chasing Amy. But I really did not like the ending

And I saw the new Star Trek last night. Which would have been a better film if there had been no Kirk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I haven't seen it.
Does he catch Amy?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Just a metaphor
but no he doesn't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)