The Big Bukowski.
The dude realises what he's been looking for all his life and flies over to England and meets a tall dark haired woman living in Yorkshire.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahahha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

can we assume from you changing the title of the film
that you also want him to drench you in spunk?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

How tall?
I'm a giant woman conoisseur
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

5 10"
Not exactly huge but tall enough to matter to me. I used to be 5 11" but I've shrunk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot is also 5'10"
and my best friend, who happens to be the second-best looking woman I've ever met, is 5'11"

I know this has no effect on your nether regions as I'm not Jeff Bridges, but just so you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It does make me feel a lot better.
Thank you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

tall women are better it is true
my ex was very short, which wasn't so good, with me being 6'2

current Mrs V is tall, but I'm sure she was taller when we got together and has since shrunk.

A good friend of mine is over 6' and stunning. Fortunately she is lovely or I don't think she would have any female friends.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You get more boring every day
Which means I may have to beat you to death with my shoe on Saturday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I can't WAIT to see this happen.

( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You can have a free ticket
Kaol has to pay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I was expecting that anyway
and still debating whether driving all that way just to be killed is a wise move
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)