you have no idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I absolutely cannot be bothered
If I wanted someone to take the piss out of my face, haircut or general unatteactiveness I'd call any one of a number of people who can adminster said insults in real life, in the knowledge that they will probably buy me a drink shortly thereafter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

that's right
on the internet it's all about being insulted for one's personality
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Or lack of it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm pretty confident that most of the insults being hurled my way
are about my hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

but there's so much more to choose from...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I aim to please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I was called a nazi lesbian on /talk so it's all uphill after that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

what excellent judges of character

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I know.
It's like they've met me or something.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Not so
I can account for the fact that Blousie isn't a lesbian. She said I was hot.

Oh, hang on...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)