Well they're not
So we'll all just have to treat them accordingly, and DON'T FUCKING PISS THEM OFF!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

apropos of nothing
you trying to go for the full day? If so, best of luck.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I really was!
But there's one in 'compose' right now :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

A full day of being pissed or being naked?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Pissed
Why disturb the daily routine eh?
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*deletes*
My phone is still borked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I haven't even started on the booze yet!
I have chores.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

c w
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

have am a
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You can fuck off an all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

you love it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Possibly
But I shall express appropriate guilt, as it is still technically Lent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Your boyfriend had better get hold of some Southern Comfort
Applebite has got her ticket for Download.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'm keeping his plums in a jar when he goes
If he returns without the lil' lady's chest apples burnt onto his retinas, he can have them back.
If not, I have new earrings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Do I get a say in this?
What if I don't want my plums in a jar? What if I'm pinned down by burly, moustached men (al's "friends") and forced to look?
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That wouldn't be his fault at all
If we made him look then you can't be mean to him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

If he enjoys it
I keep his knackers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

What if I poke him in the ear with my finger
he won't like that and overall he won't have had a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Unless it's like that scene in A Clockwork Orange
No dice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

"I'm singing in the rain
just singing in the rain"

It'll be totally like that scene.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Go ahead...
See where it leads you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Will it be into a threesome with you and some 20 year old breasts?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

No it bleedin won't
I liked you when you were Good Al.
Remember, that brief spell a few weeks ago?
It was like Quantum Leap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Awwwwwww, I'm sorry Roots
I was only kidding, we're not really gonna look at boobies, even if we wanted to we'd have to give away Southern Comfort, and that's just not going to happen is it, have you ever heard of a scot giving away booze?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Haha, I know
That was my safety net all along.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Sorted
Plus, I hate looking at the breasts of 20 year olds. Eugh.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Yes, so save yourself the petrol money
Bent shot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)