In that case, an appropriate analogy is thus:
I leave my car unlocked while in the Toxteth area of Liverpool, unsurprisingly Roota breaks in, steals my radio, hotwires the car and crashes it into a wall, then burns it.

I should have expected it and locked my car, therefore I am a silly sausage, but that doesn't make what Roota did any less of a crime and I am still a victim of a crime.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I also did Mrs Al on the backseat with her own dildo
She enjoyed it and I returned said dildo, so this was NOT a crime but a compassionate act.
Cancels out the little bit of theft, no?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Got it in one
Except she would have stolen the wheels too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)