swallow it
can't spend it, it's in a safe place and then in two or three days time you can stroll to your bank and pay in a couple of hundred pounds worth of money covered in excrement!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's a shit idea

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I'll just stroll in there
and take a massive dump in the little bank hatch thingie (what are they called?). Sage advice there, Halfers, cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:40, Reply)

At least
i didn't say "give it to me"
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Haha for that I am indeed grateful.
Well it's purely academic now, as I've put in a call to 'the man' and have also found out that my legendary old pal 'Lucky Jase' is drinking locally, having vanished from the scene about a year ago when he moved to south London.

Goodbye money, it was nice knowing you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:08, Reply)

good skills
I spent most of yesterday shopping for beds rather than getting drunk, that is how middle aged I now am, sigh
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I got excited about washing machines last week.
Not only 'rock', but also 'roll'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:24, Reply)

impressive
spin cycles obviously!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Of course.
And 'load capacity', fnarr fnarr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:30, Reply)