Alright droogs?
Job interview went like shit on Friday - drove an hour to get there, the interviewer looked at my resume and promptly yelled "why are you interviewing with me? I want somebody with a marketing degree, you don't even have a degree. Resubmit your resume for something more appropriate" and ushered me out of the door. I was fucking furious.

On a lighter note, went to the horse races yesterday which was fun, and the last couple of nights for the first time in 11 years I smoked some weed, which was also fun!

Hope you're all having a lully Easter, and have a great week!

Edit: And we just had a long slow earthquake - 6.9 in Baja California, Mexico - shook for about 20 seconds and my vase of flowers fell over :(
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:42, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what a tosser!
not you, that guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

boo to interviewer,
yay to weed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

What the fuck!
Why did they call you in for an interview in the first place? Do these jackasses not read the resumes they're sent before they interview?

Were I in the area I'd get the guy's address from you and go coil out a Richard the Third on his desk.
( Wanderer, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 22:50, Reply)

The interveiwer was female.
When I got home I emailed my mileage to the HR gal that set up the interview and told her to send me a check seeing as my time & money were wasted
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I'll still shit on her desk.
What a fuckup. She did indeed waste your time. Bill her hard.
( Wanderer, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 2:26, Reply)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/seismic_waves.png
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 8:07, Reply)

That's good Noel
There are now p waves, s waves and twitter waves.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Sorry about the shaking;
Apparently, Jo Brand fell over.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Or indeed, any fat person

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Fuck off.
It was quite deliberate. Unfortunately I missed the bed and belly flopped the floor. Batman my arse.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I though meteor crater in Arizona was down to you
I'm responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

No.
Mine was Tunguska.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Hahaha! Coffee snort!
Earthquakes give you one hell of an adrenalin rush, though!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

pile of tossbags!
must be frustrating, like wandererererer says do these fucks not read the cv beforehand?
sheesh etc.

did you get the munchies?
and if so then what did you munch?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

No munchies,
just a serious case of the giggles.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)