Don't suppose you're prepared to divulge?
Anyway I'd say
'I'm proper boss and a bit sexy in my own weird way. I will make you laugh and sex you up proper boss like. I can play 'Popcorn' on my teeth and whistle like Roger Whittaker. Call me.'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I could never divulge who they are
coughnoireallycantcough
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sherry, darling?
ANd how's the bearded scaly chap doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

That's no way to describe Al
Massive shirting faux-northerner is much more accurate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Haha I was really on about the lizardy thing!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That's what I said...
Have you ever seen 'V'? Those lizardy aliens in human disguises - that's Al, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's a good job they demolished the estate I'm from
It was COVERED in spray-paint V's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He deeeeed and yes thank you m'dear
We put to sleep one of my favourite dogs today. She'd been battling cancer for about a year, so did well to last as long as she did. Never met such a gentle rottweiler before.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh I hate the way they die.
I'd prefer humans to die. I feel less sorry for them and I deal with it better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)