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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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God Dammit Arsenalyou bunch of massive shirters.
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still got 25 minsotherwise i'll curse that champions league / premiership double that would have netted me £500 from a tenner
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It's not going to happenand you know it. I'm going to just give up and start supporting Man U. At least I won't be permanently disappointed. I will be a cunt though.
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they scored twice in 10 mins last gamebesides, I support Cambridge United, so I know what futility and constant disappointment tastes like season after season
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A swift return to the Premiership for usLet's see if it lasts...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:24,
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probablyI'm looking forward to next season when Liverpool do a "Leeds" and the mancs imploding after Glazier sells the troll
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I almost want Man U to do the doubleso that Ferguson might go and die somewhere.
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there is nothing on earththat would make me want that miserly old cunt to win another trophy
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I would like to see someone hit him in the face with a football boot(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Oh God, it burns, it burns!2 players. 2 solid, finished article players, and Arsenal will be a great side. Oh, and a season without injury will be good too.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:19,
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I'll be kind and not push your shit thread down. I'll just start a subthread insteadOn a dating site I frequent, I've just spotted three b3tans that I know. If I didn't already know them then I'd want to meet them and get to know them better. Luckily I know better.
If you dear b3tan, were to write a profile for yourself to find the girl or guy or goat of your dreams, what would it say?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:20,
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I have no fucking idea.I signed up for a dating site but my profile has been on hold for like 3 weeks because I have no fucking clue what to put on there.
something like "lol wana cybah?" ?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:24,
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Up North, for starters...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:32,
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HOW COULD YOU???I'm deeply, deeply hurt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37,
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most are on /talkI cannot comment on OT peeps because I think I've only ever seen a picture or two.
The re-occuring problem seems to be that most b3tans dress like mongs. In fact, I'm fairly certain that a few mongs around here [IRL] dress better than some of the b3tans I've seen in pictures.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37,
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Really?I've snogged two /talk boys and they were very pretty :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:42,
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I wouldn't describe PsychoChomp as pretty.More of a sophisticated handsome.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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ewwwwwwww I didn't snog himHe's a paperclip salesman
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48,
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You haven't met him. He made my flesh crawl(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:50,
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qotw lies strike again!when will you just admit you love him?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:52,
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I'm proper dapper I'll have you know.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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As I'm sure the rest of the b3tans think they're dressed stylishly as well(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49,
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Ok I fancy one. Not that that does me any good really.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:32,
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I'm trying to let her down gentlybut she doesn't seem to understand, my heart belongs to another, and my scrotum belongs to you.
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your bacon will always be mine thoughtasty succulent bacon. Shit I just made myself hungry again
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:44,
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"Where's my dinner?""Bring me a drink".
"Get up them stairs".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:26,
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Don't suppose you're prepared to divulge?Anyway I'd say
'I'm proper boss and a bit sexy in my own weird way. I will make you laugh and sex you up proper boss like. I can play 'Popcorn' on my teeth and whistle like Roger Whittaker. Call me.'
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37,
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I could never divulge who they arecoughnoireallycantcough
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:43,
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Sherry, darling?ANd how's the bearded scaly chap doing?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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That's no way to describe AlMassive shirting faux-northerner is much more accurate.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:47,
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Haha I was really on about the lizardy thing!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48,
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That's what I said...Have you ever seen 'V'? Those lizardy aliens in human disguises - that's Al, that is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:52,
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It's a good job they demolished the estate I'm fromIt was COVERED in spray-paint V's.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:53,
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He deeeeed and yes thank you m'dearWe put to sleep one of my favourite dogs today. She'd been battling cancer for about a year, so did well to last as long as she did. Never met such a gentle rottweiler before.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49,
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Oh I hate the way they die.I'd prefer humans to die. I feel less sorry for them and I deal with it better.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:51,
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i actually saw a profile where someonementioned B3TA, never contacted him to find out who he was, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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That's quite a high ratio of b3tansto spot. I'm assuming in your area as well?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48,
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What exactly do you expectfrom a team that begins with the word 'arse'?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:24,
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NewcARSEle?
Well done on promotion to your team.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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I'm amazed they did itbut well done. Hopefully they can win the Championship.
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So am I, frankly.A few new signings definitely needed in the summer, but at least the players we have now seem to actually want to play for and be at the club. Unlike certain players from last season who were evidently only there for the money.
My, how I laughed when Owen got injured 'til the end of the season.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:29,
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That's the Southern pronunciation.Up here, we say 'Newcassle'. Like man pet howay.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:27,
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'the FUCK have you been?I was lost without you today.
You have mail. It just says hi.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:41,
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You know where I've been.I'm back at work tomorrow! :)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:44,
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I wasn't sure if you were back today or notI pay no attention to your routine because I don't give a toss about you
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:45,
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Evening RootsTerribly sorry for shouting in an earlier thread today. I gave up smoking on Sunday night and am struggling to get my rage under control.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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Oh man, me and my Tigger were nasty bastards coming off the ciggies.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:41,
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Actually it's not too bad so far.Doing it partly for medical reasons and partly because I'm no longer willing to pay over £6 a pack. Fucking robdogs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:43,
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I was Monte Carlo minted when I gave upTigger dealt with it violently
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:44,
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Who got beat off Sunderland...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:27,
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Which is the same as playing Barcelona.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:29,
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I posted that and then wandered off.That's how much I care.
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thealternativefact, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:45,
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The only flap action was the new, traumatic cat flap.(
thealternativefact, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:50,
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Dear Arsenal board.Please please buy someone like Lionel Messi.
Many thanks,
DiT
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:30,
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Arsene's clearly on b3ta.That would explain this sick joke.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:33,
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me and a matedown the pub yesterday decided its Torres, Scott Parker and someone like Dawson and get rid of Diaby, Clichy, Eduardo, Rosicky and Almunia
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Hmm.Rosicky's real class, but still isn't fully fit,, and Diaby is a great player too. Almunia, I hope, is sold at the end of the season. Too many mistakes... If Arsene has one fault, he can't spot a goalie.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37,
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the unpronouncable poleon loan at Brentford is supposed to be fantastic and has been getting rave reviews.
The problem with Rosicky is you'll only get 20 games out of him a season, the same with Van Persie as fantastic as he is. Clichy has peaked and you have a couple of players as good as him coming through
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I'll agree with Clichy, but RVP could be a legend.Arsene Knows, but I'd really like some solid talent at the club now. It's all very well having talented kids on the books, but I'd prefer having a couple of seasoned generals.
Fabregas to go at the end of the season? I very much think so...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:43,
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I hope notbut, you know, why would he stay, they just aren't winning anything, it's crap being the third best team in the league when you can't even win the league cup.
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yeahbut either next season or the one after the new squad rules will come in and you'll have to have 8 home grown players in the squad, and they will already have been blooded and have experience.
Plus if you sell Fabregas you will be virtually debt free by the end of next year
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Mmm, wine...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48,
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I'm going to open some Skips and another bottlebecause I'm worth it
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:50,
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