Well hello!
I met b3tans and got my face felt-up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why, was one blind?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

No, because I have a massive face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:29, Reply)

That's very honest of you
So massive, that people want to feel it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:30, Reply)

They just can't get out of the way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Morning tart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

quiche actually

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

What's with the sig?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Don't read it you'll summon Edmund from beyond the cock gaz grave!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

it means "observe the snow, it fornicates" in eskimo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I knew that, honest

Would it not be inuit rather than eskimo?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

possibly
I have a feeling that Inuits are just one tribe (or something) of eskimo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

You are correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't encourage him!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I don't need encouragement

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Fucking snow.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

look at this fucking snow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Snow at this looking fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

fuck looking! snow this!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

fucking piss snow looking at me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

How are the seagulls?
Bicycle pump bird is gonna get it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

The seagulls are far away, unfortunately.
I could deal with their early-rising ways for the sake of a bit of seaside, but I'm home now. I woke up in a panic this morning because I thought I'd forgotten to set my alarm and it was light outside. I was only three minutes late for work.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)