I dreamt about Al
No, not like that.
We were all barmaids in my pub getting ready for a night out. Suddenly this girl Rachel turned into Al, and he's all "Hurry up, Roots, we're gonna be late. Want me to iron your dress? Just dry your hair off and THEN start styling it or we'll never get there! Your nails look fine to me." and other such girly-isms.
This was while we listened to Bananarama and drank colourful concoctions through straws.

What does it mean?
Shall we have another dream thread?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:05, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It means that you need a holiday
'Morning Ma'am

I like dream threads.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:09, Reply)

My mate DID send me a link to Russ Abbot's 'Atmosphere' last night....
And good morning Bart!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:11, Reply)

You evil woman
That is now playing in my head, with the video.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Any time

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Did you wake up like this?
"D="

I would.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:17, Reply)

     ,---- "Why-eye mhun, youh got it in me eye like"
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Parp!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Well hello!
I met b3tans and got my face felt-up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Why, was one blind?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

No, because I have a massive face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:29, Reply)

That's very honest of you
So massive, that people want to feel it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:30, Reply)

They just can't get out of the way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Morning tart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

quiche actually

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

What's with the sig?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Don't read it you'll summon Edmund from beyond the cock gaz grave!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

it means "observe the snow, it fornicates" in eskimo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I knew that, honest

Would it not be inuit rather than eskimo?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

possibly
I have a feeling that Inuits are just one tribe (or something) of eskimo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

You are correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't encourage him!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I don't need encouragement

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Fucking snow.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

look at this fucking snow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Snow at this looking fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

fuck looking! snow this!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

fucking piss snow looking at me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

How are the seagulls?
Bicycle pump bird is gonna get it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

The seagulls are far away, unfortunately.
I could deal with their early-rising ways for the sake of a bit of seaside, but I'm home now. I woke up in a panic this morning because I thought I'd forgotten to set my alarm and it was light outside. I was only three minutes late for work.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I am not yet in dreamland.
It's 12.30am here. I'm wasted and about to get more vodka, and am listening on repeat to Zac Browns' Highway 20 ride.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I had a deep dreamless night which is just what I needed

Possibly helped along by a decent gym session last night tiring me out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I dreamed I split up with the missus
Oh wait, that actually happened.

Shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

That is, like, well harsh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

You split up with your girlfriend in your sleep?
That's impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I dreamt about Jude Law and my bezzie mate.
She caught him giving me a hug and got all shirty and then admitted she'd shot her boyfriend. All a bit strange.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

hug rogering strange erotic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I remember about three dreams a year, if that.
This may have something to do with the deep and restful sleep associated with executive-quality hashish, though. On the handful of occasions I've had no pot in the past 25 years I've been much more likely to recall a dream.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

perhaps my gear isn't good enough quality
but I remember my dreams all the time. the only difference is that when I don't smoke my dreams get extra weird.

I frequently dream about zombies, or being chased around a manor house by a monster or something. never very stressful, these things are more of a nuisance in the dream.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I often dream that I've cheated at something
like when I was quitting smoking I kept dreaming I'd had a cigarette and then I woke up all annoyed with myself.

I also sometimes dream that I've cheated on my boyfriend and then I wake up feeling really guilty for a few hours until I remember it didn't happen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Mine are always entirely trivial
The last one I can recall, I had managed to acquire a full-length Gestapo leather coat with an embossed Nazi eagle on the breast pocket. I was heartily disappointed when I woke up and realised it wasn't true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I occasionally have "what if" dreams
where my life has turned out different because I've made a different decision. Not often, but it leaves me feeling thoughtful for the whole day afterwards usually.

I've dreamt feature length sequels to films before. My favourite was a sequel to The Thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I've dreamt all the Jaws sequels

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Question
Which is worse; a rubbish/scary dream that you're glad to wake up from or a brilliant dream that makes you sad when you wake up cos it's not real?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't like scary dreams
because they bother me for a few hours after I've woken up and I also don't feel rested when I've been running away from sharks the whole night. It's always sharks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You're gonna need a bigger bed.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

^lolling at myself right here

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Smile, you sonofa...
*BOOM*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I have an overwhelming need to watch Jaws

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That was pretty funny
shame you were the first person to laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

My sexy tiem dreams are always ruined at the last moment

Last time I had one I was just about to get my freak on when some Nazis invaded and I had to organise the resitance!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Me too.
I never get jiggy with it in dreams. It's always stopped. I also dream I need to go to the loo and can't find anywhere. Then I know I have to wake up and pee.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

At least you wake up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I must admit I've been in some right old states in my drinking and drug career but never yet pissed myself.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

pissing and shitting yourself when wasted seems to be more common than I had suspected.
I've never done it and as far as I know almost all of my mates haven't either, and yet qotw is full of it....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I dreamt I was in an accident on a motorbike.
And the paramedic was trying to cut my hand off at the wrist with a giant plastic cigar cutter.
But I didn't let him and all was well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)