Apart from what remains a hilarious mental image
This implies that the two of you met at some sort of gay rape convention. Either that or you were both coincidentally on Clapham Common one night, looking for something to bum, and lo and behold you just happen to bump into one another. On the knob.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I vote for the former.
He has that look about him.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Not just a gay rapist,
but the sort who would go to meet other like-minded individuals in a conference centre to discuss their lives as stealthy bandits of the posterior, recounting tails of unsuspecting ringpieces skewered in alleyways, parks, or even just the office next to theirs...ah, it's an exciting life they lead.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Besides, he has to be the giver.
He's taken so much, he's got an opening that goatse man can only dream of.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Oh. So that's want he meant
I thought he was offering me a chance to work with him...
*shudders*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

you really do get the phrases just right sometimes
"stealthy bandits of the posterior" almost made me rupture myself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Athangeweverrmuch
Now turn around and let me rupture you properly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

"on the knob"
i like this phrase, it's like "on the razz" but with more knob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)