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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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2 choices for best:1) seeing my sister married when we didn't know she'd even live long enough (she's still here and OKish now)
2) seeing a child collapse and headbutt the choir stall at the wedding of Heinz 'Great Egg Race' Wolff's son, in an Oxford college chapel - fountains of blood, screaming etc.
Worst: a 'Ray Von' style disco at a ghastly proletarian wedding in Essex, replete with hand puppet for the children and full 'Come on Eileen' set. Truly hideous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:32,
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Injured childrenthe key to any good wedding.
They are banned from mine, but there will be dogs so I expect they'll cause some carnage...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:35,
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