So if you and the Ramsey were the last two humans on earth
and you had to turn to each other for sexual gratification, the burning question is this:

would you kill him before sex or after?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You missed out during sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

oh yeah.
Ok: would Ramsey be killed, before, during or after?

Or would he sneakily get in there first and then frantically hump Monty's rotting corpse till the end of time?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Monty: Dead. Corpse: Rotting.
Cock: Out.

DONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

pfft!
"FUCKING HELL Monty you TOSSPOT, you've RUINED the aromatic jus de spunk, I'm just going to HAVE to RIP YOUR FUCKING NUTS OFF and SERVE them as a FUCKING ENTREE," quoth Gordon.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'd make him get the dinner on
whilst I had a wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)