Doesn't anybody use contraception any more?
I know they don't in Barrow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why, is that where you're from?


*runs to the fucking hills*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Haha sod off, you knows where I'm from
Seriously though, if you keep feeling sorry for her I will stop feeling sorry for you.
And then I'll punch you in the face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE I UNDERSTAND.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I squeeze a lemon into their bits after I'm done.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

you do realise men can't get pregnant right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Is that why you hate gays so much?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

there are two outcomes here
Outcome 1: I say "I don't hate gays", you say "aaah, you love gays"
Outcome 2: I say yes or no, and you say "aaah, you hate gays"

I don't know which to go for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Because you're scared he'll say you love the gays
when actually you hate the gays.

You child abuser.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

damn your eyes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)