has correctly pointed out is a gargantuan pillow-biter and thinks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the kind of homphobia I've come to expect from you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ken Hom is terrifying!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

He has a mad Wok of POWER!
And he's chinese, so he's probably a commie.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He has the shifty looks of a sex tourist about him.
And his repeated references to 'ricewine' make me feel ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm totally listening to Ynqwie J Malmstean and gurning RIGHT NOW!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

what song?
he does one called I am a viking, which is amusing for the line that goes "you are a loser"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

That's not on the song,
that was your missus talking to you when you were listening to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

she sounds suspiciously like a man
and had previously been mentioning, at length, how she is a viking.

serious note: I can recommend Yngwie's song Flamenco Diablo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I've heard a few of his records
and have to say they were everything I dislike about 80s 'heavy metal' - fast but not tough enough, widdly for the sake of it and with more in common with virtuoso violin performance than rock'n'roll.

I'll give it a try on your recommendation, but I have him pegged as a poodle-permed showoff so it'll be a job to convince me otherwise...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

He really is the worst of the guitar wankers
but you can't get away from the fact that he can really really play guitar. His guitar versions of some classical pieces are superb, but his own 80s metal stuff is pretty fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

My favourite story about him
is that he was doing a telephone interview and was walking around and didn't look where he was going and walked into his swimming pool.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that is excellent
he's a big freak

my understanding is that he was a troublesome child with no friends when he was young and got bought a guitar to shut him up. By the age of 8 he was practising all the time, until his fingers bled.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

To be as good as him
you would have to be such a loser that you do nothing but play guitar all day everyday. It's like Slash, he's a great player, but as a kid he must have been a real geek to get that good, hence when he made it big, straight on the smack and whores.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

yeah
the best guitarists I know got that way by having no lives. Now one of them is in the navy, on submarines no less.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You hate him don't you
you hate him because of his love of backdoor shenanigans.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

no
I hate him because he's a twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was "Fire"
Now it's damageplan, and now it's Less than Jake.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

WIDDLING FURIOUSLY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)