Why don't you poke her with a stick when she's not looking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I prefer to wait until they are looking
it confuses them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I like the way you refer to people with a mental illness as "them"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I just meant people in general
I should have said one. I prefer to wait until one is looking.

No, I don't mean 'one mental person'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

But you're looking forward to mocking a guest in your house with a mental illness.
That's ok then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

oh for god's sake
you're such a miserable fuck sometimes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I think he's depressed again
Depression is a mental illness, so just don't start on him, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm going to poke him with a stick

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You want locking up you do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Don't you think "diagnosing" me with depression
after reading a few posts I've written on here is a bit insulting to anyone/everyone who has actually got depression. Which is almost certainly someone who's reading this?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

This is B3ta
Didn't you know we can diagnose ANYTHING within three posts
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Kitty has ricketts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

haha
I do so have ricketts!

My legs are like a wishbone.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

could you stop a pig in a passageway?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

haha
are you coming on to me Mr Vipros?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

that depends....
I mean, obviously I know you are interested...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

it's all that pig in a passageway talk, got me all hot and bothered
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

have you had to loosen your bodice?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I wish I actually looked the way you probably think I do!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

we've all seen you half naked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

oh and I dreamt about raptors
eating kittens last night, so I wouldn't read too much into my subconscious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm knock-kneed!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I diagnose
chronic narcissism
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

With a side-diagnosis of
curmudgeonly old cunt
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

People get very defensive when you point out
what they're doing isn't actually a nice thing to do.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

the secret is not to care

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

but it's pretty obvious that when I talk about mocking someone for an affliction
that I'm not actually going to do it. You always 'point out' to people the questionable morality of what they're talking about and completely ignore the fact that it's b3ta and they're obviously joking. Any time anyone makes a joke about doing something reprehensible you always come over all serious and say "that's a horrible thing to do". Really sucks the fun out of the forum sometimes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You're the second easiest person to wind up on offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

you're the second most annoying person on offtopic

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Reread everyone of my posts while repeating
"it's b3ta and they're obviously joking" in your head.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

who is most annoying?
it's roota isn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

EH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)