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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, wankers!
And what a delightful morning it is here in the dullest part of north London. I'm hoping for a nice low-stress day followed by a beer with my excellent brother in Camden later. How's Friday looking for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35, 196 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Morning
It's looking pretty spanky here in manc-land as well
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)
'Spanky', eh?
Lots of horse porn lying around, and loads of wanking going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)
In my office
Always.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)
LIVE THE DREAM.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:41, Reply)
SQUELCH YOUR WAY TO HAPPINESS

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)
I now have Helen Shapiro on the brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Woopaaaah, oh yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)
And now after looking that up
so do I. bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)
It was quite shiney here in't land of whippets.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)
No way!
I'm in Manchester too! Spooooky!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Fair to middling
Got a lot of meetings this afternoon. Hopefully the outcomes will be positive, but I'll have to see.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)
I got home last night to find my Dr Feelgood DVD had been delivered.
Watching Wilko Johnson whizzing his little nads off filled my black heart with delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:43, Reply)
I'm waiting for my Tron DVD.
*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Oh god help you girl :)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)
My nephew has never seen it.
He has to watch it before I take him to the cinema to watch the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)
You're all heart ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Mornin Uncle Monty, you terrible cunt!
The sun's juuuust coming out in the 'Pool and the dickybirds are singing.
I'm just cleaning the flat then doing a bit of shopping before setting off for Cambridge.
I have to buy myself some colouring books :)

Hope you have a stress-free weekend. Don't take too many of those drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Hello honeybun.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Bonjella madeira
*shakes tail-feather*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)
mmm
Bonjela. I love mouth ulcers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I shan't be taking many this evening
for I am taking my little'un to the Hackney City Farm in the morning to see the likkle animulz. They have a fantastic cafe there and it tickles me to go and see their selection of pigs, and then go next door for bacon, black pudding and sausages, for I am a 'cunt' like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Oh good man
I love city farms.
Probably because they remind me of where I'm from ;)
Does she call them 'goggles' or 'toggles'? I guess if she said the latter you'd correct her.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)
Do wot guv?
Goggles? Toggles?

Her attempts at saying 'binoculars' are somewhat wide of the mark, I must confess. Nothing a sound thrashing won't sort out, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)
You know goats' goggles?
But they're called 'toggles', apparently. Which is silly because they look just like swimming goggles around their necks.
Ask Eleni what they are and see what she says.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Your expert knowledge of goats
leaves me miles behind, it seems. I genuinely haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to, I'm afraid. My experience of goats is limited to the curried variety, that our Caribbean cousins do so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)
I think
they're the dangly bits hanging from the neck.

Unlike the dangly bits at the back end of Billy goats. I assume you know what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Ah, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I love curried goat, it's big round here
But the bones do my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Mmm, curried goat
Rice an' peas an' veg?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)
KISS MA TEEEF
EDIT: and if you're not on about Tricia, then yes, that is heggzackly how I have it.
If you eat it outside, wasps go crazy for it.
Trufact.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)
there is a place in chorlton
that does it without the bones... It looks like a hideous theme pub, though, so I never touched it.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)
ooh I live near Chorlton,
whereabouts are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I did live in chorlton
But I've moved back to sunny levenshulme now
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Same here.
I once punctured the roof of my mouth with a goat bone at Carnival.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Morning
So far not great for me.

I had a mate over last night, we sat up chatting bollocks until 4am, feeling absolutely shattered this morning. Add that to the fact I'm determined to not have any caffeine, and it's not a good morning. I've even had to pull out of the Manc Bash tonight, not good!

I'm considering an 8pm bedtime tonight, just so my body doesn't hate me quite as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Why you not going to bash then?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)
Due to being seriously pissed for 10 out of the last 12 days
My body feels like it's completely shutting down. Plus, I don't think my bank balance is quite able to stretch to a Manchester night out!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)
Morning campers.
I listed stuff for the first time ever to sell on eBay yesterday evening and am now compulsively checking it even though there's still 9 days to go. If the watchers turn into bidders then I'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Good morning to you, missy!
They will turn into bidders. I always watch like a creepo until the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)
It's bright and sunny and I have a hangover.
I don't like it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I feel like I've got a hangover
despite only having one beer last night. had a number of spliffs but that doesn't normally make me feel shit in the morning.

My gf will have just started her 7 hour structural engineer chartership exam, so I'm going up to Brizzle to meet her later. Means I get to leave work at 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)
I think beer can be particularly dehydrating
so whatever happens you always wake up with a dry mouth, and depending on how hangovers affect you, a headache/shakes/illness.

Which is why I prefer either lots of booze or zero booze.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)
I think I have just compounded something else
probably the affect of having 2 hours sleep on saturday night finally catching up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Beer, being at least 93% water in most cases, is not dehydrating.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)
get out of here with your facts

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)
It's a diuretic
OK I admit I ain't no physician, but I believe you end up pissing out much more than you consume..

Unless you're joking in which case GUFFAW
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Yeah, FACT OFF, will ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)
For every pint of beer you need just less than half a pint of water
before you go to bed to stop you being dehydrated in the morning.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Aw I hope it goes well for her
I'm travelling down the country and you're travelling up. I'll wave if I see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I doubt we'll see each other, as I only have to drive about 70 miles up the M5
:-)

she couldn't be better prepared really, so as long as she keeps her head and the examiners aren't being bastards it should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Hoorah!
Like I really thought I'd see you, you numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)
It says more about you that I thought you might actually think it ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I know
You cocker
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)
You great big lightweight.
I gave that Malmsteen flamenco number a whirl last night but I'm afraid it left me stone cold. Technically superb but entirely devoid of any 'soul' - particularly notable in such an emotional genre.

Listening to it was somewhat akin to looking at an 'old master' painting recreated by a technical drawing expert, to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I wouldn't listen to the song apart from to appreciate the technical skill
your analogy couldn't be more spot on.

Mainly I was suggesting that it is his best piece, and not to listen to the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Ah OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)
No booze for me this weekend
I'm on my best behaviour until the interview next week. So tonight the female is coming round and we'll watch TV and stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)
My boyfriend's cousin is coming over from Canada to stay with us
and he's just told me she suffers from short term memory loss.

It's like a setup to a bad comedy film. And he says I'm not allowed to have fun with it because it's "insensitive".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)
It's OK
You can take the piss - she'll forget about it soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)
that's what I said!
and he said she was kosher Jewish so she can't eat meat and dairy within 2 hours of each other (what a stupid rule), so I said "how will she remember?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)
We used to make our Am keep a cigarette diary so that she didn't chainsmoke

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I bet that was depressing reading

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Why don't you poke her with a stick when she's not looking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I prefer to wait until they are looking
it confuses them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I like the way you refer to people with a mental illness as "them"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I just meant people in general
I should have said one. I prefer to wait until one is looking.

No, I don't mean 'one mental person'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)
But you're looking forward to mocking a guest in your house with a mental illness.
That's ok then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)
oh for god's sake
you're such a miserable fuck sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)
:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I think he's depressed again
Depression is a mental illness, so just don't start on him, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I'm going to poke him with a stick

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
You want locking up you do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Don't you think "diagnosing" me with depression
after reading a few posts I've written on here is a bit insulting to anyone/everyone who has actually got depression. Which is almost certainly someone who's reading this?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is B3ta
Didn't you know we can diagnose ANYTHING within three posts
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Kitty has ricketts

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
haha
I do so have ricketts!

My legs are like a wishbone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)
could you stop a pig in a passageway?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
haha
are you coming on to me Mr Vipros?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
that depends....
I mean, obviously I know you are interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

it's all that pig in a passageway talk, got me all hot and bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
have you had to loosen your bodice?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)
I wish I actually looked the way you probably think I do!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)
we've all seen you half naked

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)
oh and I dreamt about raptors
eating kittens last night, so I wouldn't read too much into my subconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I'm knock-kneed!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I diagnose
chronic narcissism
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
With a side-diagnosis of
curmudgeonly old cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
People get very defensive when you point out
what they're doing isn't actually a nice thing to do.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)
the secret is not to care

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
but it's pretty obvious that when I talk about mocking someone for an affliction
that I'm not actually going to do it. You always 'point out' to people the questionable morality of what they're talking about and completely ignore the fact that it's b3ta and they're obviously joking. Any time anyone makes a joke about doing something reprehensible you always come over all serious and say "that's a horrible thing to do". Really sucks the fun out of the forum sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
You're the second easiest person to wind up on offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)
you're the second most annoying person on offtopic

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Reread everyone of my posts while repeating
"it's b3ta and they're obviously joking" in your head.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)
who is most annoying?
it's roota isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)
EH!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)
My godmother's got short-term amnesia after an aneurism
It's fucking hilarious.
My nana says things like "Oh, Am, could you remind me to take out the bins later?" and she juts her bottom lip out and goes "Are you being fucking funny?" but she's only messing about.
She loves playing charades but does Little House on the Prairie, Jaws, Brookside, and I Have Nothing (by WhitneyHouston) EVERY time.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)
haha win
I don't know how bad it is, although she's travelling alone so I would assume it doesn't get in the way of day-to-day activity.

I'm not allowed to make her watch Memento though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Haha
We'd rather not let her travel alone. She has frontal lobe damage so it also affects her inhibitions, so she likes to talk to strangers and is a bit trusting. So not only could she forget where she's going, but she culd also be taken advantage of. She occasionally gets the bus a couple of stops, but she got lost last August Bank Holiday and it was too stressful.

Her SuperSkill after surgery was linedancing. It's hardly a bionic eye, but it'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)
That's the thing, I don't know how bad it is
apparently it was after suffering meningitis as a child, so she's had it for a long time, but I don't know how bad it is. Her family have only just mentioned it so I can only assume that means it's not like Memento bad or anything.

She wants me to take her round all the cathedrals and historical sites in Manchester, I'm wondering if I can just walk around for a couple of hours and then tell her she's seen them hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Haha, just get a rolling wall of scenery
Like in Scooby Doo
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I'm imagining that rattly drum sound
like you hear when cartoon characters run.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)
yeah fuck the cathedral
let's go down to old Mr Willikins' factory!

Jinkies! A clue!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Pull your mask off
And within five mins she'll have forgotten anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)
*runs*
Like this
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I'm at work
so I can't listen to that, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Friday is almost over here
it's been a thoroughly wet and boring day here in Aus. I have to pick up my brother from deb practice, and then my friday is done.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)
deb?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Debutante Ball
it's a pretty old tradition here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Does he have to practice lacing his corset
and walking with a book on his head?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)
No he gets drunk and fingers some fat chick in the back of a pickup.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I glanced at this
and thought that Poppet had written it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)
well I would, except he wouldn't do that.
He's very much of the mentality "No fat chicks". He's too cool for that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)
He's not, he just pretends he is
if a fat chick gave him he chance he'd be elbow deep before you could blink.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)
well I wouldn't be surprised if that were true, but I do doubt it happening.
he's an absolute arsehole to large girls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)
that's a classic sign
that he wants to bang them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)
That's how you get them to sleep with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)
don't know, I never did mine and I'm not going to his.
It's just a dance, I think there's a waltz and parent dance and that's it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I thought it was just an American thing

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)
That's a Prom - they're done for different reasons.
A Deb ball is meant to present women to society, but a prom is meant for everybody to be presented and there's more then one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)
It's an even older tradition here
Except it's a high society thing, rather than for school leavers.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)
it's done in the second last year of school here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Did you know that Gong are playing in London in September?
They sound like the sort of band you would enjoy so I thought I would let you know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)
That's Bong

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Gong?
Sounds Rank to me!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Pfffft
That's a good one
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I fucking LOVE Gong
and see them whenever they play, particularly now Steve Hillage is back in the lineup: thanks for the tip.

This Gong video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8ZESzpL3M

is the closest thing to the DMT experience I've ever seen. The animation is spectacular. It's so psychedelic it hurts. The song's a bit rubbish compared with their heyday but when it looks that good, I really don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I just watched that clip and wished I was on drugs again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Brilliant isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Well it's better than taking an acid tab and watching the Tellytubbies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I have a lovely hangover from six pints last night.
I deeply regret tucking into a gruyere and pancetta tart when I got in. All the doors and windows are open in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)
With all those windows and doors leaking out hot air
your carbon footprint is very high this morning.

A bit like your carbon arseprint, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
It was totally worth it at the time though I bet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
What is it about eating cheese on top of beer just before going to bed?
If I eat something cheesy then I invariably wake up farting like an ox...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
It's fucking disasterous is what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
How was the fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Oh, he's fucking lovely.
He can drink for England, he's buff, confident and gave me a hug when I left.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
For a moment then I'd thought you'd discovered your inner shirter.
And then I remembered about the best friend's boyfriend meeting you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I'm in touch with my inner shirter and would probably slip one up him in an instant
but he's a bit muscly for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Well my rule of no drinking in the house for a while went out the window pretty sharpish.
Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Were you hanging out of the window
while drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Pftt!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Rising, moderate or good
I think I'm coming down with a bout of Swine AIDS, annoyingly, just as the weather's warming up, but I am off to a beer festival this evening. Hopefully the latter will more than compensate for the former...possibly even treat it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Have something spicy as well. It kills colds.
Ma dude is not listening to me on this one, and will possibly be a useless cripple by the time I arrive at his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)
a nice hot thai green curry is best for killing illness in my experience

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

illness gays

You disgusting homophobe
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)
*facepalm*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Well done for having the courage to speak out., Al

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
^ That was my error
I did actually make a curry last night, unfortunately I foolishly went down the chicken daal route. And I didn't put nearly enough chilli in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR CHILLI!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)
It does. And I do.
I've got a banana and a cup of coffee here at my desk and I'm trying to work out whether I can get any chilli into either of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I put dried chilli flakes in everything.
Mad fer it me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I always suspected you were hot stuff

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I'm like a habenaro on legs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I'd like a pico at your pajaro

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I bet you would.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)
I have some 'Spontaneous Combustion' sauce
That'll sort you out quick-smart. It's like Agent fucking Orange. By the way there are rumblings of another Tayyab's venture....in?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Neeeeed curry
Also, Cayenne Pepper is always nice to have on standby too
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I'm in if there is.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Does a humble peasant such as myself
outwith the M25 get to be invited to exciting things like this?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Fuck yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)
In your face world!
I get to go to That Big London, where the streets smell of kebab fat and absolutely everyone needs 50p for a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Oh, hell yes.
And no doubt there will rumblings the morning after, as well...

EDIT: Oh, and on a tenuously related note, I discovered a rather good blues jam in Soho last Tuesday. I know you're a twanger of the six-stringed wood and I was thinking of heading back there next week - interested? (Similarly extended to any other London-based b3tans who fancy a twang or a blow in...um...Soho)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Enough of the sexual innuendo already.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)
hahaha! actually maybe I am
I haven't *cough* performed in public for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)
You never know, it could be a good chance to
'express yourself' in front of an audience.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I'm not
that ill. Besides which you can't come to Cambridge anymore as it's been condoned. And it blew away.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Don't you mean condemned?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)
that is probably the word that I was going for
yes
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Gran?
Blackpool got condoned too, y'know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I can't believe anyone would ever
condone Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)
You're welcoeome

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Today should be awesome
but it turns out I shouldn't have drunk rum last night to make myself less nervous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Silly bint
Don't sabotage it now.
Drink water and tea ALL day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:11, Reply)
yeah and spend the evening pissing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Hmm...
Half the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)
yes, better
also, I'm probably taking him to a beach, so I could just pee in the sea. Blue flag, my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Just say you've been stung by a jelly fish
and the peeing is purely for first-aid purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)
*makes jelly fish prop*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Morning
I'm rather hungover as I foolishly purchased a 3 litre box of wine yesterday. I have no idea how much I drank, which is why I prefer bottles.

Still, I've got the afternoon off and while I'm theoretically going to the gym I suspect that it'll just be a 20 minute amble on the treadmill followed by an hour in the sauna.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Last night I went on a 3 mile jog
and drank no wine
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Who are you and what have you done with Roota?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I'm SO fucking kidding!
I had a glass with my tea, then went out and drank half a bottle and then came home and had another glass in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)
ooh get her
now I have to do a proper workout :(

Edit: Hooray! Back to slacking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)
work out your unit intake more like

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I've had far too much wine this week
and I've a barbecue to go to tomorrow do it's only going to get worse.

Time for some green tea, that'll fix me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)
damn right
I'll be bouncing 5p coins off her stomach by the summer
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Deluded!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

bouncing 5p coins wiping manfat
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

summer evening
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Pair of dirty bastards
You'll pay for that, djtp.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I'm dressed like I want to be considered for the 12th Doctor
And I'm meeting mrs monders for some cocktails after work.

All is well!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)
It's now Saturday
loving the Zodiac Mindwarp sig
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

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