I liked the one where
a couple were converting an office block to a hotel and had no idea what they were doing. The hotel guru was like have you thought about kitchen/laudrey access, they mumbled, she pointed out a lorry would never get down the tiny tiny alley. And then for the KO she mentioned disabled access whilst pointed to the stairs EVERYWHERE.

Shockingly they ran over budget by a few hundred thousand
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My favourite ever was a bloke who needed to rebuild an interior wall
and it was load bearing, but he was too tight to by additional agroprops so he only supported the ceiling on one side of the wall as he demolished it and rebuilt it. I really wish it had collapsed and killed him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)