No.
Because if I saw Dr Who on my doorstep that would mean that I had begun to hallucinate rubbish children's television characters, and would therefore have myself sectioned as a matter of urgency.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you section yerself?
I thought you 'ad to be of sound moind to do that, in which case, PARRADOX!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

OK well I'd ask a neighbour to do it for me, then.
HAPPY NOW?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Only cos you give I the clap up there ^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I give everyone I meet the clap.
It's my 'thing'. It's 'what I do'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

...and I can only applaud yer dedication to the cause.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

We're basing this thread
on the idea that *if* Dr Who was real would you go? Not simply David Tennant asking you out for a night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)