I'm not a huge fan of Dr Who
but the question that has to be asked is. If he turned up on your doorstep with an offer to see the universe, would you go?

Or alternatively what are your weekend plans
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

totally
absolutely

I'd be in the TARDIS before he asked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

ten points for you
exactly the right answer.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Of course I fucking would,
that's like saying if someone could offer you the best holiday ever for free and you don't even have to take a day off work would you say no.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

you'd be surprised
I did a quick family poll and nearly everyone said they wouldn't go
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

there is something wrong with your family

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I know
I even pointed out he could return you to exactly the same moment more or less. But they were mostly all happy and contented where they were. Plus they made a good point about companion's life expectancies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

live a short but brilliant life hooning round the universe
or a long one in a mundane life? I'm still going

damn...it's not real (although some of me will never believe that)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah
I'd pick the universe option. Why is it not real dammit?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

They sounds loike Daily Mail readers to thiss'un.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

they aren't luckily
that would be worse than simply refusing to contemplate the delights of universe travelling.

Though that said, when Guiness ran the competition to win a trip to space or some such, my mother wouldn't enter. Said it was a prize she wouldn't want. Weirdo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

"I'm sorry Amberl, I don't like change. I'll stay here, but you go."

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You are an
argumentative tossbag though. If anyone was going to say no just to annoy the person offering it would be you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Where would you want to go in time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'd go to ancient rome and greece
and eygypt, and then forward in time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

So just to recognised holiday hot spots?
But before they became over developed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Pretty much,
and I want to go somewhere where I can impress people with my lighter.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Your lighter
will look shit next to the sonic screwdriver though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That would be fun
but with the entire universe on offer, I might opt to go a little further from home too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Yeah that too,
in fact I might just nick the TARDIS and leave the Dr somewhere shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Yes.
Especially if he agreed to take me back to before I got married so I could stop it from happening.

Weekend? Out for dinner this evening, Cider and football for the rest of the weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

ZIDER TAX 'AVE BIN ABOLLISHED ME BABBER!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

And to celebrate
I'll be drinking a dangerous amount of Thatchers cloudy!

Result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Nah, i'ss all about the Thatchers Gold wiv a slushie top!

Or Cheddar Valley, or Skull crusher. Them's the only ziders Oi be drinkin'.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

The new/old/original Blackthorn
They've give us is tops. It still needs a slice of lemon in it to get the best out of it, but I'd forgotten just how wonderfully dry it was.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I'd go right up that Amy woman.
With my Penis. Which is bigger than it looks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Careful, you might find that she too is bigger on the inside...
Edit: Damn, you ninja-ed that before I could post my witticism...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Only on the inside though.
Edit - the Crow's answer was better.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I just can't help but think I'd break something in the TARDIS
Because I'm a clumsy old bugger, and we'd be forced to travel in a re-TARDIS, which is smaller on the inside than it is on the outside, shaped like a huge portaloo and makes the 'frightened mong' sound when it's dematerialising.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

and while living in close proximity
with David Tennant could be bearable, I'm not so sure about the new one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd still do him
but I'd be thinking about Tennant while I did it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

haha
and he'd know and take his revenge and tell you he was thinking of BGB
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

900 years old and he still plays mind games

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I always assumed he was asexual anyway
/is a bad loser
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

'Ee looks loike the fuggin elephant man

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

yeah, but a time lord's a time lord

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:18, Reply)

time gay
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

*rapturous applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

No.
Because if I saw Dr Who on my doorstep that would mean that I had begun to hallucinate rubbish children's television characters, and would therefore have myself sectioned as a matter of urgency.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Can you section yerself?
I thought you 'ad to be of sound moind to do that, in which case, PARRADOX!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

OK well I'd ask a neighbour to do it for me, then.
HAPPY NOW?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Only cos you give I the clap up there ^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I give everyone I meet the clap.
It's my 'thing'. It's 'what I do'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

...and I can only applaud yer dedication to the cause.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

We're basing this thread
on the idea that *if* Dr Who was real would you go? Not simply David Tennant asking you out for a night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

No, I would be worried, because he only chooses females
and this new one looks like a bit of a shirter.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Therefore
you can go in the TARDIS and shag his companion, as he'll not be interested.

Result.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah right
before I knew it, i'd be bound and gagged in a wedding dress awaiting my fate (probably a 3-way involving the doctor, the master and a sonic screwdriver).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

*cums*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Only fools would say no
Weekend plans: flying to that there Brizzle for a whole 23 hours to play at a friend's wedding.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Make sure you shout
'Cheers Drive!' to the pilot when you've landed.

They'm love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

'ere, pop in and say 'ello innit!
I'll be out drinking on Gloucester Road tonight.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm not flying down until tomorrow
Don't think I'll be that far from Gloucester Road though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Well tomorrow I'll be near Gloucester road too,
but locked away in a recording studio for the day.

Where's the wedding?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Up Redlands way somewhere I think
Reception is down near the uni and river I think.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I'll come and gatecrash.
;)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I wouldn't even think about it
I'd be straight out the door.

As for the weekend, I'm house hunting.
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)