It's something that makes even less sense than wolfbagging

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's like going halfway towards a full Dutch Steamboat
and not having the impetus to finish the job...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You're just not doing it right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

at least woflbagging is based on a reasonably understandable principle
whereas surely only someone reaching maximum on the pervert scale would get their kicks from taking or receiving a turd.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Well, the Welsh have always been an odd lot...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I had a welsh girlfriend
she wasn't particularly adventurous or weird in the boudoir.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

She was when she came round mine, I can tell you.
She was just too knackered by the time she came home to you.

Sorry about that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

it's ok
she was really short, and quite annoying at times. Massive boobs though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

She was 6'2" before I got hold of her,
After one particularly energetic bout of space docking I accidentally broke 14" off her lower spine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I can believe it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

And those 'massive boobs' you liked so much
were actually carrier bags of my shit left over from our little 'docking parties'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

that would be a lot of shit
they were gargantuan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Ewwww, that wasn't what I thought space docking was.
I thought it was when you extended your foreskin over another chaps helm.

Not specifically you obviously, you're shocked and disgusted and moved to a violent rage by the mere idea of two men, or indeed two women, indulging in sexual activities.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I think that is just referred to as docking
rather than space docking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Before I looked it up, though,
I had supposed it was some variation upon that theme, whereby you applied your extended your foreskin in such a fashion as to create a vacuum, thus using your own penis to suck on the end of that of your equally depraved partner.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

that would just be weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

And the actual practice of docking - space or regular - isn't?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was being facetious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

faeces-tious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

apt
given the subject
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

THAT WAS MY JOKE, YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I KNOW

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Fair enough.
Be quite clever if you could actually work out a way to do it, though
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Violent rage is my default setting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

But your not such a disgraceful homophobe as Vipros

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

no
he is a disgraceful homo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT YOU SAY, 'NICK GRIFFIN'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm going to write this on his facebook wall RIGHT NOW

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

DO IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

shut it Liberace

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'M BEING OPPRESSED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

OP IM
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Done it
that'll teach you. BUS WANKER!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

you're the bus wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)