Morning
I went to Woolsthorpe Manor (the bithplace and home of Isaac Newton) then had lunch at Stoke Rochford.

First roast dinner for ages, and it knocked us out. There was also, large amounts of pork.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've decided the world would be a better place if everyone had access to huge reserves of barbeque sauce.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:34, Reply)

That should be on the Lib Dem manifesto.
It could start a sauce war between the parties, with Labour offering tax breaks when you buy Tomato Ketchup, and the conservatives going for gentleman's relish.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Good match-up there.
UKIP: Tartare sauce
BNP: Hellman's Mayonnaise
Monster Raving Looney Party: Reggae Reggae Sauce
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

This made me do a LOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

LOL little wee
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I always do a little wee when I LOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

You need to keep up the pelvic floor exercises.
Tip of the day for all leaky women.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

how dare you slight mayonnaise like that!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It was a tough call
but it was the whitest sauce I could think of.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

What about White Sauce?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

OMG, owned.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Silly sausage#

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Gotta be English mustard with sausages.
Haha, I missed that for UKIP too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)