Hmmm.
I'm currently celibate due to my sheer panic at the thought of a vasectomy (I cannot bear the thought of bollock pain).
So cosmetic surgery just doesn't register on the radar.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They don't just do it with scissors you know,
they actually give you an anesthetic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yeah but it still hurts for a few days afterwards
I don't think it's agonising stabbing pain though, just a general ache.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Is it more or less painful
that having to put up with you online all day?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Having never had one I feel fully qualified to make the judgement
that it is considerably more painful than that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I would have to have general anaesthetic.
I really am a wimp when it comes to the meat and two veg. I had a wrist rebuild done last year (three and a half hours under the knife and asked if I could have a local or summat so I could watch, but not on the bollox. Uh Uh. No way.)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

One of my chums had the snip.
He said they swelled up liker Buster Gonad's marvellous pair for a whole week afterwards.

Good luck.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)