Lobotomy, it's a simple procedure
sedate the patient (you), insert an ice pick into the eye socket above the eyeball, push until the frontal lobe is penetrated then wiggle around until it is all mashed up.

This is actually how tens of thousands of lobotamies were performed in America to cure everything from Downs Syndrome to badly behaved teenagers.

They had a success rate measured in thirds; 1/3 got better, 1/3 stayed the same and 1/3 got worse. Good odds I'm sure you'll agree.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh my god
you wrote "and ice pick2, Monty will be after you too, RUN RUUUUNNNN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I'm sure I don't know what your talking about
*whistles*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)

YOU'RE
Oh my god, that's what makes him maddest
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Shit, it's too late for me, save yourself
leave this thread and all it represents, forget me, move on, find another and settle down in a world of perfect grammer and fascist spelling. But remember, he'll be watching, he's always watching...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)