I'm a southerner
but I live in Manchester and have a whippet, so I can't decide. I do hate tiny villages oop north, who all nosey in each other's (read: my) business, but that's probably true of tiny southern villages too.

The South pole has Santa and reindeer though, the North pole has fuck all. And they don't have northern fried chicken. Or Song of the North. The evidence speaks for itself really.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Doesn't Santa live at the North pole?
With his imported penguins

Also the North has some pretty lights
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

did he?
whoops. Childhood lie fail. I hate Santa and don't care where he lives.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I thought Santa was at the North Pole?
somebody tell Lapland they've got it wrong
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

fuck Santa.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)