Whilst everyone knows that everyone who lives in the south
Is a raving, shandy-drinking shirter of the highest degree. Even the ones who originally lived in the north and moved to the south, because they absorb it by osmosis.

Photographic evidence of having a girlfriend on Facebook (say, in a punt) is no arguement against the theory because we have photoshop technology these days. Scratch the surface, and you'll see that the 'bird' pretending to be Roota is in fact a bloke called Gary who can do miraculous things with a bottle of baby lotion and a copper's truncheon, whilst getting pissed on half a pint of lager top.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am SO Gary!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)