If I had a time machine, I would go back to earlier this afternoon and stop myself from fainting and looking like an idiot in front of my mum and my tailor.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Was this here?
Or There?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Wales
The dress fitting for my wedding was in a ridiculously hot room.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Awww
That's so delicate and bridey
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

It was EVERYWHERE

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

NO WAI

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

WAI
We had to get the cleaners in and everything. I can still smell it in my hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Shiiiiiiit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

No, it was more like a sort of ecto-plasmy vomity substance
May have contained cornflour...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

was it in your raccoon wounds?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

EVERYWHERE
Felt kinda nice, though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)