I am a happy bunny today
My painfully dull Easter holiday is over and I'm back in Manchester with a he-uuuge supply of ice cream and creme eggs, my new tattoo looks lovely and my flat's kitchen is clean for once.

Where do you wish you were right now? Or if you're alright where you are...
If you had a time machine, where would be your first stop?


Edit: As requested, Tattoo number 2
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:42, 168 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we can has pictures?
Of the tattoo, not the easter eggs.

EDIT: And I wish I was at home sitting on the terrace, drinking coffee, instead of in my office, eating cold pasta that I didn't finish at lunch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I want a picture of the ice cream.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

if she's clever
she could get both in the picture and then we'll all be happy. Except you, you're never happy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Are you trying to get her to post pictures of herself covered in ice cream?
and they say I'm bad...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I was going to use the word smear
but I thought, no, that's filthy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

If I had a camera, I would sit in my time machine,
Eating ice cream with one hand and pointing to my tattoo with the other and then everyone would be happy.

But I left it at home, along with my Dean Winchester calender *sad face*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I want a picture of the time machine
Speed reading: the quicker way to mis-read posts
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I haven't got a camera here.
But I can describe it. It's vanilla and homemade and orgasm-inducing and there's about two litres of it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

sounds like TGB's vag

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*Boakes*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That reminds me I've got to get my ice cream maker back off my parents.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

*pointless post is pointless*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Will you draw it in paint?
The tattoo, not the icecream.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I've linked a picture in the original post
But if anyone else would like to take it upon themselves to draw me and my new tat in paint, please feel free.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

You need to shave your legs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

They were freshly shaved for the tattooing.
So shut it. Its just cos I'm so white.
Shave your own legs and then you can pass judgement.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I thought I was being ultra insulting
but bgb beat me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

How rude!
And after I've been trying my hardest to be nice to you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You should try harder.
Did you make a fort in the end?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Ish, I spent the day not packing.
And watching Team America and Zombieland in a sleeping bag/beanbag/cushion construction.

You try harder then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If I'm nice to you it'll make people cringe.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

there's a difference between nice
and your disgusting pandering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah, but if I say anything nice it'll be assumed that it's pandering.
I'm in a no win situation
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

you know what people who can't win are called?
losers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

You're becoming more like me daily.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to rejoice or not...
and don't call me daily
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

that's a horrific thing to say to him
apologise, now!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am extra pale too
You can always see the follicles and it can appear that you need to shave when you don't.
You have my sympathy, but pale still rules.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah!
Resist the fake tanning and sunbeds... Pale unite!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

The cool kids
where factor 50. In november
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I haz 50+
It's difficult to get a higher factor that I can be certain won't irratate my rosacea, but I'll find one...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

i have a 40 one
which lasts for 6 hours (in theory). It's like magic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

MOAR SPF!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I only use 20
I don't change colour in the slightest. I don't even burn.
My mum and sister show the Italian blood far more than me (dark while I'm fair) and only need to sit out for one day to go dark brown. Suits them too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Is it that P20 stuff?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

no *looks*
Soltan Once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

good girls
pale and interesting is the way forward
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's what my nana calls me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Pale and interesting?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Yup :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

"forward"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Like :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I want a tattoo
I might actually do it soon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Thanks :)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Nice tatt but those shoes are awful : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I know,
I desperately need some new ones :)
Got my eye on these
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

really?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oh yeah,
They're very me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ugly and tasteless?
:-)

actually, I think the shape is cool, but I find the design horrible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Precisely!
They look much better on, and they're lovely and comfortable.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I fucking love irregular choice
but I only have two pairs because they're expensive.

I bought a pair of Iron Fist shoes last week for £10 in the office sale shop in St Ann's Square. You should get down there, they have bargainous sexyshoetimes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Arghhhh!
Iron Fist are beautiful! Which ones did you get? I shall head down as soon as possible. :D Must must have.
Do you like Bordello shoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I haven't seen Bordello, I shall google them.
I got the Iron Fist cupcake ones:
www.office.co.uk/images/shoes/large/47005116_b1.jpg

The irregular choice ones I have are these two:
www.osoyou.com/thumb.ashx/media/images/items/2007/09/08/20079813262830.jpg/215x0-7-75-1-a0.jpg
and
www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/110633/1106337270_exlg.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

They're interesting.
I quite like them
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

thank you
most men wouldn't have even clicked the links, I'm impressed.

Unless Becky is right and you are in fact a woman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I was just being curious,
To be honest I expected them to be bad
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I have awesome taste in shoes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Apparently so,
how many do you have?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

At least 20 pairs of heels
but only 5 pairs of special ones like those, the rest are just generic heels.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Wow,
I only have two pairs at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Of heels?
Thats nearly as many as me. I have only three, but thats cos I like to go out in my Docs and I don't like the current shoe fashions.
All the beautiful ones are so expensive.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm going home in a second
so I should let you know I put mouseovers in all my replies to this subthread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

fucking superb

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

yeah my boyfriend has three
a pair of work shoes and two pairs of trainers. His 'posh' trainers and his regular ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Oh, the jealousy!
I love the tape measure ones the best.

Bordello, the full catalogue:
www.pleaserusa.com/ecatalog/Bordello_V1/index.htm
The best stuff is towards the back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Oh yes I have seen Bordello shoes
I was looking at them when I was trying to find some pole dancing shoes that aren't trashy plastic, but they're all too heavy unfortunately. I did find a pair of stripper shoes that have a little yellow duck floating in them, I want them so badly!!

EDIT: Found them! sheekheels.co.uk/WebRoot/StoreDaily/Shops/eshop389221/4B7E/716E/95ED/666D/B3E3/C0A8/0ADD/C1BC/kiss-201-9.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You pole dance??
I much prefer dancing in bare feet, The massive heels make me feel really clumsy.
They do all seem to look so trashy although apparantly the plastic helps with grip. They sound amazing! I like the ones with the slots for customers to put their tips in XD

Edit: They are amazing!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Indeed I do!
I do it barefeet but when I host a hen party I should really wear heels as that's what the hens are usually wearing and it helps with the strutting. When I'm doing the gymnastic stuff though the shoes just get in the way. And they're heavy, so I have to adjust everything I do upside down to take into account the extra weight on my feet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Wow, you host?
You are my hero. Either that, or me in the future.
How long have you been doing it?
I've only been going a year, and my class focuses on the gymnastic side, so my strutting and spins aren't up to scratch.
You might have heard of it actually, Blushdance?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Yes I've heard of blush, my friend goes there!
I teach independently in Bar 38 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and I do hen parties as well. I've been doing it about 2 years now, what moves are you on? I'm just about getting the handspring and I'm working on brass monkey at the moment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm so coming for lessons when I'm a bit more svelt :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

hell to the yeah

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Oo, I know the place.
I need to do more than once a week to improve now, and since I'm not allowed to put a pole up in halls, my only option is to go to another class, but I can't really afford another blush one, as good as it is. How much do you charge?
I haven't been able to go for about five weeks with the fashion show I was in and being home for easter, so I can't really remember what the last thing I did was, but my favourite move is easily Hercules into superman, follwed by inverted splits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Awesome
I can't do hercules into superman yet, my supermans are shit! I quite like doing flatline scorpio into superman though, as long as my hands aren't sweaty, that's when I faceplant!

My classes are usually £8 an hour, you could join my Tuesday one if you want, I've got some spare places in there. They are beginners in there, so if you want, I could charge you £5 and you could do your own thing and I'll help you when/if you need it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I'm on a conference call discussing assumptions in Erlang calculations
and how it affects utilisation, forecasting, and rostering.

I don't want to be anywhere else.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I wish I was in Devon and then I could walk around sneering at their inferiour coastline and moors.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

if you could happily live that lie
then knock yourself out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I wish I wasn't in the office
first time machine stop would be one of Zeppelin's Earl's Court gigs in the mid-70s.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Boring!
I'd go back to the time when the Cook Islands and whatnot were uninhabited and go and claim one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

that's the first stop
you've got a time machine, it's not like you need to hurry anywhere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

but what if it breaks after that one use?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You'd be stuck in the past.
Choose carefully!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Ooh it's like a choose your own adventure book
I used to cheat and hold the page of the last decision and if it resulted in death I'd pretend I hadn't read it and go back.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

at least I'd be stuck in London in the 70s
as opposed to alone on an island in the late 1700s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

if you went to the future, there would probably
be time machine repair shops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

my friend once upset me by pointing out that if anyone had ever invented a time travel machine
then we would know about it because they would have come back and told us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

not necessarily
there is a possiblility that any time machine could only work during the time of it's own existence (like Sam Becket only traveling in his own lifetime.

Alternatively, you could argue that they have taken a non interference policy and/or anyone who said they time traveled has been sectioned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Or you could need another time machine,
Like a receiver. It could be a bit like a telephone. Pointless until someone else has one as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

If you invent one
then it exists in all times afterwards and would therefore be the receiver/sender

Some guy called Mallet was trying to make one with lasers or something. There was the outside chance that when he turned it on, he would get a 'message' from the future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

This is making my head hurt now.
But you wouldn't be able to come back to a time when there were none, which is why no one has turned up from the future to show off their new time machine.

That's terrifying! I take it he didn't manage it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i don't know
the theory went that he could send individual atoms, not sure it's a finished project, yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

this is why time travel on TV shows
makes me angry, it always raises more questions than it answers. Especially when the TV show is Futurama.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

well a lot of it depends on how you understand (or represent in fiction) time itself

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

that's true
I wouldn't believe anyone who said that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

if I had a time machine
I wouldn't go round telling everyone. that'd spoil the fun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

yeah I really didn't think that through

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'd go back 10 years with a PS3 and sell it to Microsoft
and an Xbox 360 and sell it to Sony.
( Peej, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I wish I were at the beach
oh man, the things I could do if I were at the beach
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

if I wanted, I could be on a beach within 15 minutes
but I don't really want to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Oooh I want a word with you!!!
How was Friday?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

pretty damn good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

So far all i know is that you saw a lizard and it was pretty damn good!
Seeing him again?
When?
How?
What?
Who?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

oops

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

'sup homes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Yes
weekend after next
by car and using eyes
*shrugs*
him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Fucking yerse!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh, it's about 4 hours from here
not too bad really but I'm at work and I won't be able to go until next week
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

would you kick sandcastles over?
or dig a big hole?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

have lots of sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Very nice
That's protective isn't it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

No

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

i thought that way up was protective?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I was being a bit rude/snotty
because I don't belive in such things
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

If it doesn't involve chickens then you don't want to know.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Damn straight

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Oh I see

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah, sorry
i'm not really a bad guy, it's just that talk of the paranormal sets off my git switch.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh right
I like talismans whether they work or not.
They rock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No they are rock.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

They're a crock

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You're a cock.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

but an enigmatic one?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

No.
If you're not going to be nice to me, I am going to revert back to bullying you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

What's protective?
Edit, oh right the picture. It can be, depending on what you believe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

In a beer garden somewhere within walking distance of home
It's fucking glorious out there and I'm stuck in a bastard office. Curse the Monday factor.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I want to be on the west coast of Scotland with a tattooed man in an arran jumper and wellies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

:)
That conjures up a few images, not least, a tattooed Weegie hobo with a Sue Ryder Arran jumper, full of holes and misery, 30 year old wellies that have all but persished, heckling you for 65 pence.

EXACTLY, 65 pence.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

nice leg, not a fan of that tatt
my one went wrong. it looks just like the millenium fucking falcon. its not the millenium falcon.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

What is it again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

im going to remain elusive and enigmatic and say nothing
see you right, you'll be fucking talking about me for a good few hours now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I'll be gazzing like fuck!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

its only expected really
im elusive. and enigmatic.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

You're a little fucker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

i love you THIS much

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I just got a bit wet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

piss?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Secretions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

millenium Osprey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

i dunno what youre still doing here you should be out fucking someones shit right up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I have to do my Monday admin first
it's the stuff dreams are made of!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

well ive spent all day drinking crap fizzy plonk and watching day time tv
i think we all know who the real winner is here
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Philip Scofield

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'd go back to July 1989:
www.ukrockfestivals.com/treworgey-tree-fayre-1989.html

If I could re-live that weekend I'd be a very, very happy man indeed.

I'd also like to have seen the Monterey Pop Festival 1967, but also various battles, sieges and events from history, because I like that sort of thing.

If I could speak German I'd also be fascinated to see some of Hitler's early speeches just to see what the appeal was. I'm currently reading a fucking HUGE biography of the fellow and it is amazing to think how an otherwise rational nation could have gone down the road they did. Well, I think so anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

you've just got a thing for austrians with bad hair
and tiny moustaches
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I thought Kraftwerk were German?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

If I had a time machine, I would go back to earlier this afternoon and stop myself from fainting and looking like an idiot in front of my mum and my tailor.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Was this here?
Or There?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Wales
The dress fitting for my wedding was in a ridiculously hot room.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Awww
That's so delicate and bridey
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

It was EVERYWHERE

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

NO WAI

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

WAI
We had to get the cleaners in and everything. I can still smell it in my hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Shiiiiiiit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

No, it was more like a sort of ecto-plasmy vomity substance
May have contained cornflour...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

was it in your raccoon wounds?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

EVERYWHERE
Felt kinda nice, though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)