Well to be honest I'm not past the audition yet
but talking to Al is good practice for deflecting La Robinson's insults

And the chances are pretty slim, but if I do fuck it up, I will assuredly do it in spectacular fashion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Put on your weird hair and dancing suit, they'll have you on in a shot then as you'll be an easy target

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I like the suggestion that somewhere I have non-weird hair :-)
I don't, though. My hair is only not weird in ballroom competition season. Which, as we all know, it is currently not. Am deliberating on how dramatic the piercings should be though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Gay man learning of something incredibly juicy dramatic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm gonna need some more flamboyant piercings
Anyone got an 8mm flourescent pink spiral they want to clean then send me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)