Everyone fucks off at 5 don't they?
Bloody jobsworths!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:30, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All the best ones stay.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Damn right

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Is that because you have nowhere else to be?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)

No, it's because I've got too much to do
I want to be at home playing Fallout 3, or guitar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I want to go for half price burgers in my local and a pint of Broadside

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I like Broadside
It is insanely strong though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Tis only 4.7%
Not weak, but hardly insanely strong, then again I am an alcoholic.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Okay, not insanely strong
but stronger than I would like it to be as I like to drink lots of it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

LIGHTWEIGHT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I'm tempted to fire up Fallout 3 again and play evil
but I'm already playing five other games so I think I'll wait.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I've got Fifa 10, Aliens Vs Predator and various incarnations of Guitar Hero on the go at the minute
A good balance, for your average sexually frustrated psychopath
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:42, Reply)

it's because I was at home all along

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm stuck here til 8




Bugger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I reckon your boss just looked around and thought
"Who's the least likely to have a social life?" and then plumped for the ugliest member of staff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:42, Reply)

ha ha ha
late in the day vitriol, excellent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I'm well on my way to creating a meme here

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

That's all you try and do.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Sometimes I try find you on facebook
But when I can't I start screaming the lords prayer and wanking.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

And crying?
I've changed my profile picture form the one my b3ta profile so you'll never find me now.
Although, Psychochomp managed it using only the information he knew about me from here. Don't let him out do you in the creepy stalker stakes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I might namecheck you on the Weakest Link, Al
Whatever Robinson says about my hair, piercings or face I shall simply retort "you'll have to try harder than that, firecrotch, Althegeordie has got you licked"

Just think about that for a second
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

When are you on?

What are the chances of you looking like a complete mong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Well to be honest I'm not past the audition yet
but talking to Al is good practice for deflecting La Robinson's insults

And the chances are pretty slim, but if I do fuck it up, I will assuredly do it in spectacular fashion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Put on your weird hair and dancing suit, they'll have you on in a shot then as you'll be an easy target

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I like the suggestion that somewhere I have non-weird hair :-)
I don't, though. My hair is only not weird in ballroom competition season. Which, as we all know, it is currently not. Am deliberating on how dramatic the piercings should be though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Gay man learning of something incredibly juicy dramatic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm gonna need some more flamboyant piercings
Anyone got an 8mm flourescent pink spiral they want to clean then send me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)

My mum looks a bit like Anne Robinson

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

:((( al licking annes minge supersadface times

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Is it because I'm the one licking
and you're jealous?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

you can trough down on her dripping hairy cunt all you like love im not for the turn

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Somehow I think that all of the vaginal botox will have left her as dry as the Kalahari

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

*see below*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I imagine it's a lot like sticking your tongue into a pigs ear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

*boke*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

oh man, why's he imagining that shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I don't even want to know.
Disgusting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I'm having pork for dinner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

having being +be e
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I don't get this at all

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I think the suggestion is that I will be porked later this evening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Bang on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:11, Reply)

she doesnt even want to know

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Im still here.
Cos I'm a filthy student.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Filthy

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

student

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Here.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

How filthy?
Scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Kim and Aggie and 10 being Russell Brand. Take that however you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)

She's something close to a 17.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

ie john Mccririck's anal beard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:00, Reply)

:(
I think I just sicked in my mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

My work here is done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)

In the "Your room looks like a bomb hit it and smells like something died in the explosion" sense,
Or the "Flashing your tits for alcohol" sense?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It started out as the former
but I realised the latter is much more interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

In the first sense,
I'd say a good round five. I have very good personal hygeine, but my room is a tip cos I like clutter and I'm lazy.

In the later sense, I'd say Al is pretty close to the mark there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

*offers handshake*
Nice to meet you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I wouldn't touch her if I were you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Yeah, you don't know where I've been,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Don't I?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Do you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:11, Reply)

no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Somehow that makes it all the more appealing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I fucked off at 4.30 today
and now i'm back
( Peej, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:16, Reply)