On one rather epic night
I drank tequila slammers and real ale before 7:30
got a taxi to a party, drank more.
Then was sick in the toilet.
Then went back to the table, was sick in the handbag of a friend.
Got put into a cab.
Couldn't get in the house so broke into the garage.
I passed out, woke up and was sick in my dads tool box.
Passed out, was sick on myself.
Then passed out again until my parents found me.
It was about 10:30, I was 16.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think I read about that in the Citizen.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That's generally the level of news story they run.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:49, Reply)

NEWS: Bench in the wrong place!
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/New-bench-is-way-off.6212135.jp
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I would like to sit on this bench.
I need to study mongs as part of my degree; where better than MK?
( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

The south west?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Not really - wrong kind of mongery.
I want people fucked up by environment, not biology.
( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Shouldn't you be looking at poor communities with high unemployment then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Poverty means fucked up people?
Nice view from up there?
( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah it's alright, I can see things coming a mile off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Sicko

( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

How can you stand the excitement?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Better than "another teenager stabbed" at least.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Depends on the teenager
Shurely?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

*Click* for the handbag

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

thanks, my dad was more annoyed about his tools.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I would have been too
but handbags are funny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)