Oooh I forgot.
When I was about ten my parents decided it would be funny to get me utterly wankered on sangria. The joke was on them when I flooded the villa with crimson sick in the middle of the night, and they found me looking on in fascination as a variety of insects emerged from their hiding places to make off with the most appetizing chunks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's top quality parenting, right there.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I genuinely thought I'd had food poisoning up until a couple of years ago,
when I mentioned it and they were all "hahah that wasn't fruit juice we were feeding you hahah".

Still, I'm an alcoholic now so the joke's on them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:02, Reply)