Are you still in the queue?
I work just up the road...now I'm debating whether to stalk you up to the front entrance.

But otherwise, yes, I also have a deep-seated dislike for children in general and am deeply suspicious of them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"Stalk you up to the front entrance"
pfft!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'll stalk her right up the front entrance.
*Sid James*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You could always surprise her in the rear
fnarr fnarr
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I might have to
Have you seen the size of the dinosaur just inside the front entrance?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That would be the clitorisaurus then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Alex James?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

He almost certainly has a dinosaur up his rear entrance
Something about his face...it just seems to scream "I say, it feels as though I'm being buggered by a mamenchisaurus!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Sorry, it was a poor attempt at an in-joke
he's one of Beckys conquests
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Oh, I see
I must have off sick when that conversation was had.

(Still looks like he's been sodomised by a sauropod though...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)