HOT gay face
you said
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

true, but what's the point in admiring something you can't have?
I'm already this close to getting a toaster and I'll be humiliated for life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

...I am confused

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

toaster points
you date three men who turn out to be gay and someone has to get you a toaster
I already have 2 points :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Haha!
I like this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

to be fair I was in middle school. I don't think they should count.
However my friend/former boyfriend Jonathan says that it counts.
I wouldn't even hold the fuckers hand! The closest we got to getting physical was passing our gum back and forth.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Courtney Love must have thousands of the bastards

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)