Should've signed for it.
My son has just txt me to say a driver had tried to deliver a large articulated lorry's worth of timber to our house.
Turned out he needed Unit 6 on the nearby industrial estate.

What strange things have you had to turn away or, indeed, accepted?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:08, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A dog knocked on my door asking for a cup of cider once
I kicked him and he sicked a Strongbow.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You're like a one man Little Britain
But with slightly more variation.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I want to hold you upsidedown by the legs and blow a raspberry on your bumhole so you giggle lots
:D *rasp* :P :D aHEEEEEN
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

let's beat Psychochomp to it
and say your mother.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Also these two guys knocked on my door holding books telling me something about Witnessing something.
I've still got them in my loft. Sometimes I go up there and tell them ghost stories and they cry and I pat at their chests with my hands.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Dental molds.
My old office used to be 2 doors down from a dental office, and FedEx would always drop the molds at our place (with 40+ packages coming in a day, it was difficult to keep track of what was ours).
Numerous times the guy in the shipping/receiving department would pull a mold out and scream like a girl.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)