Anyway, to answer your question: since I'm under 30
I have a simple, four-step programme for the rest of my life:
1. Find a reasonably lucrative career which is more interesting than the one I've blundered into
2. Save up money to help friend open up microbrewery
3. Marry Geike Arnaert, Joanne Shaw Taylor or nearest equivalent
4. Die of liver failue and a surfeit of sex by the time I'm...ooh, I don't know, 40?

Some might suggest I've set the bar a bit high with this one...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd like to do the first one
followed by the second one, but amended to coffee and book shop.
3. I'd like to emigrate to Australia
4. Open up a bar on a lovely Aussie beach (which the boyfriend wants to make a bar/internet cafe so he can call it the Surf n Surf...)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh, that's a good point
Should I plan to emigrate as well? I decided I need a warmer climate after this last winter...maybe point number 5 should include uprooting and sneaking off to Italy or the South of France.

Or we could set up the brewery in Aus, and sell the beer at your bar to show the Aussies what proper beer should taste like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

that's full of win
although people tell me that Fosters that is actually brewed in Australia is delicious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Supposedly the Stella Artois served in Belgium is a hell of a lot nicer than the fizzy piss we get over here
Mainly, I believe, because it's actually made in Belgium, rather than North Wales. I can imagine the same might therefore be true of Foster's...though I shall remain sceptical for now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

we should ask Legless

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)