Meh cheaper than putting 7 kids into care.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the thing that most gets to me is that they spend £2k on christmas presents
assuming that is equally spread between 9, it's over £200 each.

I never got anywhere near that spent on me!

Why didn't my parents go on benefits. the dumb bastards!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm assuming your parents weren't retards.
And were quite capable of making over £15,000 a year each.
(this is worked out on the stuff they wouldn't be entitled to if they worked, they'd still get child benefit, carers allowance and disability benefit)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

well, dad was a lawyer
and mum didn't work...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That explains the smug

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

But not the chinflange

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

to clarify
he worked for the CPS, so we didn't actually have much money. and what we did have he spent on boats. rubbish ones.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ha, my father did much the same.
He also squandered THOUSANDS on near-identical striped shirts, and at one point we discovered he had something like 20 coats.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

mine changed car too often to be sensible
fair play to him though, his job was stressful as fuck. He left criminal defence and we moved to devon 20 odd years ago. He probably would've died from stress if we hadn't.

Still the paycut from private firm criminal solicitor in Uxbridge to CPS in Devon must have been a hell of a shock.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

7 doomed children £42000/year
1 large sack £7
2 concrete blocks £26

The prevention of more children being taken into care, priceless
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

10/10

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Double validation, I feel all dead warm inside
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

What you do, you get him to get a stiffy and to stand at the bottom middle of a bridge.
Then you get two bricks and some string, attach them, both strings being attached to the middle of the bridge, and the bricks at each end. Drop them so they swing down in an arch and meet in the middle, just at the height of his penis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)