No, I gave up checking my email a looong time ago.
I do have to email a lecturer to explain why I gave up going to his lectures. I'm claiming the illness that made me bedridden for a week and pretty damn ill another week after that. And then that I was too lazy to come to the last one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

really?
my lecturers didn't give a shit if you didn't go

it's your loss if you fail
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

That's because whenever you did attend,
you were holding the rest of the class back with your retarded questions. Also some of the female students objected to your chronic B.O.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

B.O. hard on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

one of the welsh girls on my course
was noted on several occasions to be manually pleasing herself during lectures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I don't know about that
you wouldn't believe how fucking dim some of the (other) people studying for an MEng in Civil Engineering are.

it boggled the mind

also, I mostly sat next to the girl who became my current long-term gf. I'm sure she would've mentioned a BO issue. or just not gone near me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

She won't shut up about it to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

that's your mum
and she is talking about you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You're going out with my mum?
Good luck mate, she's a lezzer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I knew it!
bet she's got one arm as well, and has done a stint inside.

you're Jade Goody's uglier brother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I am marrying the girl I sat next to at Uni this summer
yey for surviving the post uni cull.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

we got together at the end of uni
my ex fell victim to the cull.

it was a "hold on, we won't be seeing each other once the course is over" moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

It's one half of one lecture blocks out of one bit of this year
that's unlikely to make me fail. Although my first year counts, I'd been to every single one that term before missing them. And I was genuinely ill for two weeks.

I don't think I'll fail this year. I am intending to beast the exams and get a first, but if I work to the standard I have all year, I'll hopefully get a 2:1.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I haven't checked my email in 3 weeks
I'm getting messages asking if I'm dead from my tutor :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Reply answering 'yes, inside'
then paste in some Emo lyrics - you'll be let off the skiving and sent on a course. Sorted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Wish I could
He's an oldfashioned sort of tutor so he'd just give me a wallop round the head with his cane instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)