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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If the teddy bear is pre-raped,
Doesn't that take the fun out of it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
it's the smell
you never get rid of the smell of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Depends if you're hungry and you you've got long fingers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
nah
just makes it squishy and pliable
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
oh ew

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
sadly
I do know a plushophile. Though he doesn't like his teddy bear pre-raped
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Who would admit to that?
Also, what kind of messed up childhood experience brought that one on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
He didn't tell me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
No
he can only get it up if the entrance is already crusted with manstranger juice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
it's like a moment of brief connection
with the stranger who has come before him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
The closet he gets to contact with another human being...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
It's the only human contact he has
god fucking dammit I am like a minute behind everyone today
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
MINDPISS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'm going to shake your hands LOTS so your tits jiggle and I'll laugh and you'll get turned on and I'll ignore you a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
My tits jiggle lots anyway
if you touch me I'm going to cum until christmas
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You know that bit at the end of Evan Almighty where the flood comes and huge torrents rush through the city?
That's what I'm imagining right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

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