Enough about dole scum.
What do you, the hard working/studying people of B3ta spend your hard earned cash on most of all besides bills?

Or better still. Guess what another B3tan spends their money on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, 241 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

weed
tobacco
diesel
guitar strings
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

uitar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

that is one of them yes
the others are called E, A, D, B and E (again)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You also forgot croissants
Or do you steal those?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

haven't had a croissant for ages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

He also forgot guitars.
How much would you say each year?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

depends
last year, on average I spent about £800 on guitars (1) and about £350 on amps

over the last 5 years I've averaged £250 a year on guitars (2)

over my lifetime, £58 per year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Heavy habit you have there, my man.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

it's getting worse
the next one I want is £1200
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've been offered a marshall x4 cab and peavey head for £280
about 7 years old, the valves have been changed recently.

good deal, fair price, shit deal, impossible to tell....?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm not really familiar with peavey amps, particularly the valve ones
any idea what model or anything? if you can find out I'll happily take a look and make you a recommendation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Thank you sir, I'll get more info
I've never got beyond the integrated practice amp stage before, and tbh the tiny Roland one I have is fine for my house, I just want Marshall bigness for purely 'I just want it' reasons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

the 4x12 cabs weigh a ton.
Never pleasent having to lugg them around.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I will point out that my valve amp is 15w
and is fucking loud

the 40w version is almost unusable for a mainly play at home amp because it is so loud.

as our colleague below says, the cab should be good, as long as it isn't fucked.

if the head is any good you could probably sell it on for most of the £280, if not for a profit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You see the 4x12s going for £200 on ebay
so selling the head for something more suitable to your needs/wamts might not be a bad idea, if you can be bothered.

I finally got round to selling my bass via gumtree, sold in hours.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

this sounds like sense
what was the bass?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

MIM Jazz
£290. I'd swapped it for the Marshall stack when I joined the last band I was in. So I'm up £90, but would have prefered the chance to swap back.
Was I ripped off?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

hmmm
think I'd rather the marshall stack. I'm not keen on those basses though. I've got a Stingray copy which considering it cost me £109 is superb.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

was in a band with a female bass player who had a five string sting ray
she was drawfed by it and play two notes on it for each song.

The bass sounded alright, but I'ma guitar man, despite sharing my birthday with umpteen bass players.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

bit of a waste considering how much they cost
I find it hard to get too excited about basses myself. Guitars on the other hand....

*drools*

one of these will be my next purchase
www.electricguitarplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gibson_firebird_v.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

very nice.
My favourite is my Squier Supersonic, which at one point I had three of.

right, home time!
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Does it have Bowie stickers all over it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

One day I really will run you through with one of my swords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Does it have Bowie stickers all over it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That day is getting sooner and sooner with alarming rapidity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Will Bowie be your second?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

He'll be my third.
Victim, that is, after CavernVadger and you if you keep up Montybaiting like this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Me and TGB
aren't keeping it up. I think Bowie is the one doing that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

YAY MONTY BAITING

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Monty is definitely
drooling with anticipation in that picture
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

That's beautiful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Is that day Bowie's birthday?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Can't say I'm taken with Peavey heads
though I've never actually used them. The cab should be alright.

I bought a Marshall JCM 800 with 4x12 cab for £200. The head alone sold for £450 on ebay, sadly not by me.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

but at first glance do you think the price is at least reasonable?
It's not off someone I know, but someone who lives in my block who is switching to drums.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

it seems reasonable to me
I might even got so far as to say it is cheap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Valves can be expensive
My mates Vox has just come back from repair needing all the valves replaced costing £100, he was told to expect this yearly.

If it's a valve sound you want and are prepaired to pay for the maintenance, it then comes down to how it sounds. You'll need to play it before making that decision. I may be too much of a snob, and it may be a decent deal.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

£100 yearly?
that seems excessive. Tell him to get his valves here www.hotroxuk.com

my initial impression is that a valve head and a 4x12 cab will be way too fucking loud for use in a flat. I've never played a gig that would require an amp that powerful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

my marshall was 50watt and never
was on full. I'd not noticed he was talking for home use, definetly not need that much.

The guy who repaired it is very trusted but I'll take note, as he's just bought a JCM800.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I've got a Fender Blues Junior
which sounds sublime, and is incredibly loud for a 15w amp. Louder than my Marshall 100w transistor job I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

i picked up a Hughes and Kettner 60R (60 watt)
which sounds fantastic for a solid state amp. That died after the guy with the vox used it. I think he breaks everything.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I hate people like that
solid states have their place. Started using my marshall to play some rock and metal stuff that I'm recording with a mate and the distortion on it is awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Need, no, want, yes.
I am taking steps to get back 'out there' and start playing properly again, though. I've been talking to a pal who's been rather successful in the past who wants to get something together. To do that I'd need something more heavy duty and that's the excuse I'm giving myself to even consider this purchase.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

is this that pal who I know about?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It is. We want to get a kind of space rock thing going.
Mainly because neither of us fancies singing much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

that sounds like great fun
I'll have to bung you a copy of the latest of the Red Squirrel / Grey Squirrel Scenario Part 2 to get your views. We're working on it this weekend, so maybe I'll send you one after that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Definitely - loved the last one, as you know

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

the new one is technically better
not quite as flowing yet. it's a lot more inspired by wolfmother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

A chum of mine
has one of these AC30 reissues, I have to say it does sound great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I was toying with the idea of one of those when I got my Fender
pleased I went with what I did though. it's a superb little amp.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Peavey Head?
I've heard the clean sound isn't so hot on their normal guitar amps, but that might just be the cheaper solid state ones. It's probably worth typing the amp's name into www.harmony-central.com to see if the great unwashed have posted any reviews about it. All the same £280 with a fresh set of valves does sound pretty good...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Okey dokey
I'm swinging slightly towards making the purchase now.

Thank you all for the opinions, I'm well out of the game and need all the help I can get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

This month...
Deposit for the new flat.
Trip to new york
booze
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Booze
Dining
Travelling Down South
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Travelling Down South?
He's charging you for that? Cheeky bastard.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah but I tax his wallet when he's not looking

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Going down again soon?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah but not to see the bloke

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It's my turn to go north next
*shudders*
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Cut that out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You tell 'im, Gary.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I will guv!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Good-oh!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm picturing myself as PC Dimbleby
from Spitting Image
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I insist the money is left on the dresser
beforehand too
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You're yet to notice that I'm paying you with your own money

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I spend more on booze or cigarettes.
Clendrix spends all her money feeding my enormous housemate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Yes but she gets paid back in other ways.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Booze
Food
House (Mortagage, repairs etc)
Honeymoon until the end of time!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

My adorable children - look I've got some photos right here on my desk.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

excellent as I spend all my money on lighter fluid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

girlfriend
snacks
weed
beer
party supplies
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I don't cost that much!
ok, I cost that much
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

you cost more than that, I have buy value weed to make ends meet.

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

ha
Sainsbury's basic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Not counting basics, like food, alcohol and transport...
Shoes.
Corsets.
CDs/DVDs.
Festival and gig tickets.
Dance lessons.
A pole. (Or will have done soon, hopefully)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

for your barge?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I was going to make a Pole meaning Polish person joke,
I resisted.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

No, the roof on my barge isn't high enough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

So you can touch
Psychochomp with it?
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I had to give up my pole
my stupid flat has false ceilings :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Bad times :(
Halls won't allow me to have one :(
I'm intending to have one by the summer to fill the long dull hours at home, and hopefully I can put it up in my house next year.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Food
Alcohol
About it really

BGB -
Tron
The Contender
Ball Gag
Batteries

About accurate?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The contendor?

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Ninja'd!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Still no idea.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Jeff sings in it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Ah!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

So I am right then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I'm shocked

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Boy are you in for a disappointment when you visit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'm rather nervous about that
Enzyme, Bearpookie and Plentyofants were winding me up about it.

Especially the fact it looks like I'll be the youngest by about 13 years!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Oi you
How was the bash without any of the good people there?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Was alright actually
We just sat and talked bollocks for a while. That was pretty much it.

Still not impressed you didn't come.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I had a three-hour training thing on how to deal with drunk people and why being Oxfam doesn't mean you're nice.
We were told that if anyone came up to us on hallucinogens, we should play along and then point them in the direction of something shiny. Hmm.

Who was there? Was it just a cock party?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Haha, sounds like a good plan!
Was me, Enzyme, Bearpookie and plentyofants only.

Everyone else dropped out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

HAHAHA sausagefest.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Yep
You'd have loved it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

i.e. BGB, Me and Lampito

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Or BGB

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Well, I'm upset with all of you
Is that better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Don't sweat it.
I'll just make you go naked and wear a pinny while you serve us all drinks.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Nothing new to me there.
Does it take the fun out of it if I volunteer?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Kind of.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Shame.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You forgot
'The Big Lebowski' remastered special 4 disc edition
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

There's no batteries powerful enough for that film
She just plugs herself her rabbit into the mains, and flicks the socket on with her feet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

wine, booze in general
books, and as of yesterday it cost me £40 to use a university library since it isn't affiliated with my university.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Contrary to popular belief
I do not spend all of my money on Daleks. All of my money at the moment seems to go on guitar lessons and mobile top ups for Sweary Junior, food, fags (though not mine anymore - did I mention I've quit?), wine, paying off the fucking credit card (only four more payment to go, thank shitting Christ), petrol, and saving for the holiday in August.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Every day I get a little bit more excited about the hols.
I've told my mum that I may need my stomach pumped when I get back.


*leaves that comment open for abuse*
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

stomach - your choice here sort of thing?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

More
stomach pumped to remove copius amounts of man juice, I'd imagine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Well I never expected you to be the one to go there. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Well as Al can't make it today
he's tagged me in instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I am very much looking forward to it.
Although am slightly perturbed at the lack of time left to save for it, having had to remove more from the savings this month than I put in to stop going horribly overdrawn at the bank.

Hopefully a one-off and with the money saved on not buying fags (did I mention I've quit?) I hope to be able to make this up. Though possibly not this month.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I will haz monies for lots of beerz for us : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Oh, we'll have enough monies.
I will make of this thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Way too much on too many things.
We are single handedly trying to save the merican economy by spending lots of money.

(New stove and range, refrigerator, having trees removed from our yard, new driveway installed, making college paymnents for our daughter, booze for me as I need it now, and a plane ticket for my wife so she can go with me on a business trip to California).

I have some great ocean front land to sell that I will let my friends on b3ta buy for just a fraction of what I could sell it for elsewhere just because I like you. Send me a bank draft or better yet, allow access to your personal bank account to save you the cost of a bank draft, and I'll quickly send you the deed to your new land.

I also have a really nice bridge in NY to sell. Just think of the money you could make from charging tolls.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

seeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeees
CDs
Food
Ale / Weißbier
Petrol, lots of f***ing petrol
Quantitative Finance books
Music hardware (pedals, microphones, midi keyboards, guitar strings etc.)
ISA
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Nice eszetting
EDIT: Et tu ISA?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

:P
Share tracker ISA
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The laptop that I bought less than a week ago, they've just released a better model for the same money =(
I'm not entirely sure it's that much of a 'better' model though, to be honest.

Can anyone geeky tell me how a "Duel Core 2 Duo 2.8ghz" compaires with a "i5 2.55ghz" ? The graphics card has been marginly improved too.

I can always send mine back and get the new model, it's an option open to me, but I'm not entirely sure the upgrade is worth the hassle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

the i5 should be better
a marginally better graphics card will be marginally better

that is the sum of my input

half of it may be wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

rent boys

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

David Bowie merchandise

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Your daughter?

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Shirts for lifting?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Bowie memorabilia

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

who

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I've got pretty much all of theirs now,
apart from the rubbish post-Moon stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Are they wearing glasses?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Daltrey yes, Paed Townshend, no.


I'm guessing I've missed a joke here, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

THE DRUGS ARE ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Have you got Relay on 45 with Waspman on the b side?
Cos some cunt nicked mine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Child maintenance
Drugs and drink
Records
Laminated copies of The Lord's Prayer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Bowie bonds
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowie_Bonds
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Horse Porn, horse lube, horse condoms, horse whips and horse lawyers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

that's horseshit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That is free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Fucking hell Spanky Hanky,
you cannot just go around nicking logins from nice people like NakedApe. Look what happened to Al re B69.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

yeah Spanky fuck off and stop getting into "hilarious" sex-scrapes with your cousins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Posters of Bono

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't really spend any of my disposeable income
i'm squirreling it away for my inevitable redundancy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I'm picturing you as Gollum
with your preciouses pounds.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I do have a shaven head
and a gold ring *fnarr fnarr*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Depressing post is depressing

can I suggest having 7 children, they should bring in around £42/annum plus when they are 4 or so you can send them out begging. Best to disfigure them first mind, get that guilt money.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

POKE OUT THEIR EYES WITH SPOONS
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Oops, sorry
i'm actually quite looking forward to a bit of time off. I've been staring redundancy in the face for 3 years now so i've kinda got used to it.

*happy face*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I spend more on fabric than anything else
but hopefully I'll be making some of that back soon.

I've just found a really cute giraffe badge in the store so now I need to find giraffe print material to make a giraffe corset.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I bet Flim Flam would love that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

The fucking furry

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Do giraffes need corsets?

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Helps to balance them out by forcing some meat up their necks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

it's true
all giraffes are just horses wearing really tight corsets.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

you're busy making dino based apparel for now
no more fabric!
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What is it with b3tans and dinosaurs?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

he's going to a dinorave
so it's allowed this time.

Is there a furry subgroup that's dinosaur specific? If so, I want in. Sexy raptors.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, spangolin has a company selling dinohoodies
Which are pretty cool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

they are very cool
but I need it for next week, otherwise I'd have one.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

did _______ still have his Land Before Time sheets on his bunkbed?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

FILL IN THE GAP WITH ANY MALE B3TAN
to be honest, I've blocked most of that night from my memory.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

which one?
lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

All of them
*weeps*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin' loose

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Ed?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Who are you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

the bane of my life

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Is it your boyfriend?
If so I've got some Haiku advice for him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Is this the proposal related information?

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'd like to pre-empt any male bonding here
by pointing out that the offer expired.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

on what basis?

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

on the basis that I hate Psychochomp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I like him already

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

here you go mate.
You owe me a pint
b3ta.com/search/posts/61101?q=haiku
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

it's probably better to read this one
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post619934?highlight=answers-post-619969
highlighted in pink near the bottom (lol)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

If he reads this post all the way through
he'll see that I called him pretty and said he had a large penis, so I should get brownie points for that.

I shouldn't have said brownie points.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

pretty...?
I'd prefer something a little more, erm.. masucline.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

So would I

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

dear God I hate you
so very, very, very much
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

legend
It's amazing how
a friend I have not yet met
can brighten my day
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

oh suddenly you're a genius with the haikus
oy vey.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

you haven't noticed...
that I use iambic pentameter whenever I speak to you.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I just hope she follows through with it
but not in the bad sense.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I think everyone hates Psychochomp

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

does it count if I click I like this more than once?
because I just clicked it about 40 times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Shaking with nerves?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I have Parkinsons
and a bubbling rage
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Goddamn your elephant memory
and ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

He has a bank of screens
Each one has facts on and previous posts by every B3tan
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

haha
I'm totally imagining this
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You don't need to imagine
It's real, I tell you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I like to watch people

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You're going to get on very well with Chompy
and I'm going to offer your girlfriend refuge in my spare room
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

thats fine by me
more xbox time.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I been searching for a long time for that

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'm the other half of the o'hara

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ahhh, I see

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Wiggy O'Hara
ha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

you have your addictions
and I have mine
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

mine don't require an entire room
although it does make it more fun
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I seem to haemorrhage money
Probably:
Clothes
Fags
Booze
Shit food

Of course this is not money I've EARNED.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Damn students
*shakes fist*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

of course not
what a terrible thought :)

I probably spend more on DVDs than food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

cigarettes and booze
all my money gets burned and pissed out
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

*lame spending a penny joke here*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Wrestling Costumes
Prints of Pugs
Elbow Drop Vouchers
Ping Pong Balls
Girl's Bras
Cif Lemons
Pre-Raped Teddy Bears
Japanese People
Electric Nipple Clamps
Sick Bowl
CD of People Screaming At The Carpet
8p Noodles
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I saw an episode of Maury once
where they had a load of kids with tourettes. One of them was speaking normally one second, then shouting at and licking the carpet the next. It panned back to show all of them with their involuntary ticks, barking, shouting and swearing.

I felt bad for them but still laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks and I pulled a muscle in my stomach.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

You should watch that documentary
about young people with Prader-Willi syndrome.
Your tear ducts will run dry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Is Prader Willi syndrome when kids walk about with their fashionable cocks out on display?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Nearly yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Isn't that the illness that causes you to eat your own hands?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You'll eat shit off a blanket if you've got Prader-Willi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

If the teddy bear is pre-raped,
Doesn't that take the fun out of it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

it's the smell
you never get rid of the smell of shame
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Depends if you're hungry and you you've got long fingers

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

nah
just makes it squishy and pliable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

oh ew

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

sadly
I do know a plushophile. Though he doesn't like his teddy bear pre-raped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Who would admit to that?
Also, what kind of messed up childhood experience brought that one on?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

He didn't tell me :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

No
he can only get it up if the entrance is already crusted with manstranger juice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

it's like a moment of brief connection
with the stranger who has come before him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

The closet he gets to contact with another human being...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

It's the only human contact he has
god fucking dammit I am like a minute behind everyone today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

MINDPISS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm going to shake your hands LOTS so your tits jiggle and I'll laugh and you'll get turned on and I'll ignore you a bit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

My tits jiggle lots anyway
if you touch me I'm going to cum until christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You know that bit at the end of Evan Almighty where the flood comes and huge torrents rush through the city?
That's what I'm imagining right now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Food and occasional meals out
Kid
The odd night on the beer or bottle of cider for home
Old computer games on ebay
Teeshirts from charity shops

It's only really over the past five weeks I've had what I'd call 'spare' money, and I have no idea what to do with it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Spend it on me spend it on meeeeeeeeeee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Spend it on me spend it on meeeeeeeeeee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I predicted this response, in my head.
If you were here I could probably be convinced.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

By boob jiggling?
I could be there is a few hours *waggles eyebrows*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Your I Want Something Voice is irresistable.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

it works on me in text form now :-/

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Booze
Fags
Fishing gear & trips
Food
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)