The world would be a better place
if more things made a point of generally featuring Heather Graham's boobs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

bleugh
she's a shite actress.

Not that any of you are looking at her thespian ability.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

She's not a great actress
The boobs do most of the work.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

let's look at her roles shall we
Boogie nights - porn star who kills someone with her ever-present rollerskates
Scrubs - oddball psychiatrist
The Hangover - stripper

none of these really require her to be a top actress
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

More topless, amirite?
ey?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

you knows it
clart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

GLC
put some vols on it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

she ruined From Hell
as well as Austin Powers and she was sooooo shite in Scrubs, even playing someone who is 'zany'. I think the only one she's been passable in besides Bowfinger was one where Joseph Fiennes stalked her, but even that had to feature her naked for people to see it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

To be honest, I think Austin Powers was ruined by being created by Mike Myers
(Her acting didn't help, but she was nice to look at.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I like Austin Powers, it's a harmless giggle
she fills me with rage though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You see, Mike Myers fills me with rage
I've never been sure why; I just find there's something about his style of humour which really grates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He's done nothing good since Waynes World 2
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I have my doubts about Wayne's World, if I'm honest.
And I can't remember whether or not I've seen Wayne's World 2.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Tia Carrere was one of the first ladies in my spankbank

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

She was quite something, it's true.
But hot ladies do not a good (non-pornographic) film make. cf Charlie's Angels.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Lucy Liu being the hottest in that
You raise a good point sir.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'm starting think that you also suffer from
'Yellow Fever'...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Lucy Liu is totally hot
and very short.

Seen "Lucky Number Slevin"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

She is, I didn't know that, and no, can't say I have.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

it's one of those films that it is surprisingly good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Yes, yes, and YES.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I like the word 'also' there
I'm not racist, but I do like the oriental ladies. Although I prefer the slightly exotic look, evidence for which I present Eliza Dushku and Mia Kunis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

both of them are very nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Stop bullying her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'd forgotten From Hell
which is odd considering how much I like it, and that I watched it fairly recently. She could be better in that admittedly.

She was fine in Austin Powers though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

From Hell was an excellent film
Though it does appear as though Johnny Depp and Heather Graham are competing for the title of "worst attempt at a cockney accent since Penis Van Lesbian in Mary Poppins."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I think Johnny Depp doesn't do too badly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)

He's improved a great deal.
By the time he did that remake of Sweeney Todd it actually sounded convincing. It did jar slightly the first time I watched From Hell though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Penis Van Lesbian!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Not three words I run together very often, I must admit...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Mmmm... lesbian Heather Graham...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)