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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't even like music.
So, I'm going to watch the football in 3D tonight.
What's the most futuristic thing you're going to do tonight?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:04, 109 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I fucking hate football
So I'm having a movie night with a friend. To be all futuristic I'll make sure it's on Blu-Ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Oooh lah di dah.
What film?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Don't know yet
Maybe The Hangover, as neither of us have seen it yet. Or Gran Torino.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Which one has the most explosions?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Hmm, maybe Gran Torino?
I haven't seen either, but one is apparently funny, the other has Clint being an old badass. The Hangover may have boobs, which would give it the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)
The hangover has Heather Graham in it.
I like her.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I like her too
Doubt my guest would appreciate me appreciating Ms Graham though. It is my house though...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Yeah fuck her

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
While watching Heather's boobs?
Sounds perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I do too
My mrs can't understand why. She thinks she is weird looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
she's pretty enough
if a little bug eyed. But she's crap in everything, except perhaps Bowfinger where she played a crap actress, ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
She was sweet in Scrubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
you are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I don't mind that.
I'd rather watch Heather Graham act badly than Natalie Cassidy act well.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
It has lots of boobs
Heather Graham's boobs in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Decision made
The Hangover it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
it is very funny

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
The world would be a better place
if more things made a point of generally featuring Heather Graham's boobs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
this is true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)
bleugh
she's a shite actress.

Not that any of you are looking at her thespian ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)
She's not a great actress
The boobs do most of the work.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
let's look at her roles shall we
Boogie nights - porn star who kills someone with her ever-present rollerskates
Scrubs - oddball psychiatrist
The Hangover - stripper

none of these really require her to be a top actress
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
More topless, amirite?
ey?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
you knows it
clart
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
GLC
put some vols on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)
she ruined From Hell
as well as Austin Powers and she was sooooo shite in Scrubs, even playing someone who is 'zany'. I think the only one she's been passable in besides Bowfinger was one where Joseph Fiennes stalked her, but even that had to feature her naked for people to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)
To be honest, I think Austin Powers was ruined by being created by Mike Myers
(Her acting didn't help, but she was nice to look at.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I like Austin Powers, it's a harmless giggle
she fills me with rage though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
You see, Mike Myers fills me with rage
I've never been sure why; I just find there's something about his style of humour which really grates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
He's done nothing good since Waynes World 2
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I have my doubts about Wayne's World, if I'm honest.
And I can't remember whether or not I've seen Wayne's World 2.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Tia Carrere was one of the first ladies in my spankbank

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)
She was quite something, it's true.
But hot ladies do not a good (non-pornographic) film make. cf Charlie's Angels.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Lucy Liu being the hottest in that
You raise a good point sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I'm starting think that you also suffer from
'Yellow Fever'...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Lucy Liu is totally hot
and very short.

Seen "Lucky Number Slevin"?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
She is, I didn't know that, and no, can't say I have.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
it's one of those films that it is surprisingly good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Yes, yes, and YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I like the word 'also' there
I'm not racist, but I do like the oriental ladies. Although I prefer the slightly exotic look, evidence for which I present Eliza Dushku and Mia Kunis.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
both of them are very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Stop bullying her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I'd forgotten From Hell
which is odd considering how much I like it, and that I watched it fairly recently. She could be better in that admittedly.

She was fine in Austin Powers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
From Hell was an excellent film
Though it does appear as though Johnny Depp and Heather Graham are competing for the title of "worst attempt at a cockney accent since Penis Van Lesbian in Mary Poppins."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I think Johnny Depp doesn't do too badly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
He's improved a great deal.
By the time he did that remake of Sweeney Todd it actually sounded convincing. It did jar slightly the first time I watched From Hell though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Penis Van Lesbian!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Not three words I run together very often, I must admit...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Mmmm... lesbian Heather Graham...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
SPOILER Alert (maybe)
GT is a mediochre story made watchable by Clint's turn as the racist cunt realising he has more in common with the "gooks" than his own family.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
The trailer had Clint being a hardcore motherfucker
It made me shout "YOOORRRR!", therefore I have to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)
TBH he's a really nice guy.
Just a dinosaur who can't understand why no-one has values and standards anymore and won't lie down. One of his best characterisations ever.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
*Sniggers*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Time travel by beer.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I might be going to watch kick-ass

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)
In space?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)
in a manner of speaking

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Direct feed from Goonhilly?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I liked it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I've heard glowing reports from many people
I need to find some foolish chump kind soul to let me have an orange wednesday code though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Ask roota nicely.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
good thinking
although I got one from her a couple of weeks ago. I'm going to owe her a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I'm on orange if you need one for tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
thanks for the offer
but a kind gent has already furnished me with one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I'll bet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Maybe whisper sweet nothings to Clenders?
She's listed in my phone as 'Orange' since my last trip to London. Seriously, £14 a ticket?!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I thought she had quite a nice tan.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
She regularly visits St Tropez

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I'm going to go home via Tesco
Cook dinner, eat dinner, put daughter to bed, go to bed myself. I shall do this from my secret base on the surface of Phobos, captured moon of Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I definatly want a moon base.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)
With a giant
"Laser"?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)
this has reminded me of a Frankie Boyle thing
about the government spending money on some thing or other (like the Olympics) which will improve national morale and pride.

"For that much money we could have written fuck off Germany on the moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I'll be pouring mechanically-manufactured imported spices onto mass-bred chicken wings
then cooking them in my natural gas-fired oven and consuming them while watching moving pictures on my televisual box.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I'm going to watch
c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I have absolutely no fucking idea.
All I know is I won't get home early as I have to go on a site visit tonight, to see a bloke who miscalculated his project costs by about £18K, and now wants us to give him more money so he can finish building his workshop. And he's in the middle of nowhere.

Mutter grumble mutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Ha Ha.
Workshop? In the middle of nowhere? It's an animal porn studio and he needs a star.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I don't want to say too much about it
in the unlikley event that my cover is blown, but no, it is most definitely not an animal porn studio.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
So what kind of porn studio is it then?
It is rural Northumberland after all. That's a cottage industry up there isn't it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Get yer filthy mind out of the gutter.
He makes garden stuff out of slate.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Sorry.
So this slate stuff... does it have porn etched on it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)
stone age porn

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Sexy little stick figures ftw.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Did you know I traveled from 1982 to be here today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
How long did that take you?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
about 28 years

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Not bad going. Took me over 50.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I am going to sit in my polythene-sealed living room
and make a cup of tea in the microwave and pretend I'm surviving the apocalypse.

3D football almost seems appealing in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Whilst I know the polythene is due to your extensive building works
I'd rather assume it's because Catface likes golden showers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
and with my current dodgy kidneys and bladder weakness
it's all working out perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I bet he's lapping it up

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Aren't you beyond the Morning Sickness stage by now?
*knows nothing about pregnancy other than what he's seen in Knocked Up and Alien*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I thought that.
I pretty much escaped morning sickness but last night at 2am I vomited bile and undigested mushrooms.
Sharing helps me get over the trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Mushrooms?
That was your first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
You could go sick at Catface
and pretend you're Dexter
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)
My nana was wondering how they made the match 3D
She thought the people at the stadium would be wearing their 3D glasses too.
I said "Nana - life is already in 3D, sweetheart..."
and she said as the penny dropped "God, just put me in a home now!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
A 3d home I trust

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Well I don't think it'll matter
She makes her own view of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I agreed and told her she smelt of wee
and she said "You would tell me if I did really though, wouldn't you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
you're nana sounds ace

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)
She is ace
And it's not her age. She's been a dippy mare forever.
She once put the ironing board on the doorstep, came back in, looked at the clean milk bottles and said "But didn't I just..."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)
amazing :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I hope you replied with
"Does this look like a face that's joking?"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)
We're mean enough to her!
My mum sings (to the tune of the William Tell Overture) "To the home, to the home, to the home home home!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Well at least tell her it's masked by the smell of cats and incipient decrepitude.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)
that's me...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I'll be smashing Spinning Jennys
with my adze.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

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