My nana was wondering how they made the match 3D
She thought the people at the stadium would be wearing their 3D glasses too.
I said "Nana - life is already in 3D, sweetheart..."
and she said as the penny dropped "God, just put me in a home now!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A 3d home I trust

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Well I don't think it'll matter
She makes her own view of the world
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I agreed and told her she smelt of wee
and she said "You would tell me if I did really though, wouldn't you?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

you're nana sounds ace

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

She is ace
And it's not her age. She's been a dippy mare forever.
She once put the ironing board on the doorstep, came back in, looked at the clean milk bottles and said "But didn't I just..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

amazing :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I hope you replied with
"Does this look like a face that's joking?"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

We're mean enough to her!
My mum sings (to the tune of the William Tell Overture) "To the home, to the home, to the home home home!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Well at least tell her it's masked by the smell of cats and incipient decrepitude.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

that's me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)