Nah she was a rubbish assistant
so she came back with D size bras that had those chicken fillet things to insert. Perhaps she thought I'd said I wanted E breasts not that I had them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you're already an D, why on earth would you need chicken fillets??
It was only recently that I realised that chicken fillets for bra were not actually pieces of meat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I have a pair of chicken fillets
they used to be self-sticky ones that have no back, but then they lost their sticky and now I don't dare wear them on their own in case they splat out onto the floor
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

That would possibly be the most embarrassing thing in the world.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I agree
lots of bras have little pockets to put them in though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think I would leave the venue immediately
When I say venue, I mean country.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

haha quick snack
but the average boob size is increasing so maybe people feel like they need to compete
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)